As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2748. | Ugnius (popcorn325) | 105.32 | 99% | 2023-03-09 |
2749. | Maia (maiatm) | 105.32 | 97% | 2015-05-08 |
2750. | z0rp (z0rp) | 105.31 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
2751. | Andrew (jakemasterbabeh) | 105.31 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
2752. | ☯ (4afe) | 105.31 | 97% | 2019-01-13 |
2753. | ActiveUnique (activeunique) | 105.31 | 97% | 2015-07-28 |
2754. | Jenny on a jetski (jasonyp) | 105.29 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
2755. | Aadyot (axb1368) | 105.29 | 97% | 2021-09-03 |
2756. | Jimmy (jimbozeubuen) | 105.29 | 99% | 2020-01-28 |
2757. | Jayden (y4nrui) | 105.28 | 97% | 2022-09-24 |
2758. | Victo (victo_sn) | 105.28 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
2759. | d (dragonhe36) | 105.28 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
2760. | Hao (m4kuta) | 105.27 | 94% | 2016-08-11 |
2761. | zeeee (zeeebra) | 105.27 | 99% | 2022-12-01 |
2762. | rakunana (rakunana) | 105.27 | 98% | 2023-07-18 |
2763. | Will (munce) | 105.27 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
2764. | Julia (juliaoh) | 105.26 | 100% | 2017-06-25 |
2765. | Barry (archchoa) | 105.26 | 99% | 2017-12-06 |
2766. | Demancer (demancer) | 105.26 | 98% | 2021-09-27 |
2767. | SideG (sideg) | 105.25 | 98% | 2018-01-27 |
2768. | Tyler (tearwood) | 105.25 | 95% | 2016-05-22 |
2769. | Josh (joshhawaii) | 105.25 | 97% | 2015-09-25 |
2770. | Putu (boostedwrx) | 105.25 | 98% | 2020-03-10 |
2771. | kjc (kjc_) | 105.24 | 98% | 2022-10-10 |
2772. | ty (sloasstyper) | 105.23 | 98% | 2024-01-10 |
2773. | Liem (wavuan) | 105.23 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
2774. | Lawrence (wattfox) | 105.23 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
2775. | Ryan (rmahon27) | 105.23 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
2776. | Travis (oats) | 105.22 | 97% | 2016-06-13 |
2777. | Duncan (duncanwilkinson) | 105.21 | 96.9% | 2021-01-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |