As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11785. | Luuigi (luuigi_) | 76.06 | 96% | 2023-02-20 |
11786. | Samonella (samonella_12) | 76.06 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
11787. | klima7 (klima7) | 76.06 | 98.6% | 2021-02-27 |
11788. | suppakit (oloxbangxolo) | 76.06 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
11789. | GORDON (gordon1104) | 76.06 | 98% | 2018-04-30 |
11790. | Ajay (dudeth) | 76.06 | 95% | 2019-06-20 |
11791. | lammi (lamie) | 76.06 | 94% | 2015-08-05 |
11792. | Zach (zbark96) | 76.05 | 94% | 2016-01-15 |
11793. | Ashiq (hussain55555) | 76.05 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
11794. | Conner Richmond (conman2735) | 76.05 | 97% | 2023-10-21 |
11795. | Joko (artemander) | 76.05 | 96% | 2019-11-28 |
11796. | Atif (pakistan_786) | 76.04 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
11797. | Jacob (boolink) | 76.03 | 95% | 2023-11-16 |
11798. | Cian (ashal99) | 76.03 | 96% | 2023-10-12 |
11799. | James (womalish) | 76.03 | 97% | 2017-08-25 |
11800. | Jack (yezen) | 76.03 | 97% | 2018-03-06 |
11801. | Mary (mborr) | 76.02 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
11802. | hot (hotsingle) | 76.02 | 95.6% | 2023-10-28 |
11803. | tstats[peanutbutter_665] (p... | 76.02 | 95% | 2023-03-16 |
11804. | Ktren (kfashaun) | 76.02 | 97% | 2023-06-12 |
11805. | Gloon (jksthing) | 76.02 | 96% | 2017-09-28 |
11806. | Chuse (chuse) | 76.02 | 97% | 2020-05-27 |
11807. | Twitch.tv/balancepk_ (azjmo... | 76.02 | 96% | 2016-10-24 |
11808. | Es (esfrost) | 76.02 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
11809. | Kim Jong-il (a9088391) | 76.02 | 99% | 2020-05-17 |
11810. | deget (deget) | 76.02 | 95% | 2016-01-20 |
11811. | Bartłomiej (baryla69baryla69) | 76.01 | 95% | 2022-12-13 |
11812. | Jeffrey (jeffrey7212) | 76.01 | 96% | 2018-07-20 |
11813. | Jadyn (snyderator13) | 76.00 | 94% | 2016-01-10 |
11814. | Wan (zenag) | 76.00 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |