As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10237. | CallMeSaul (sussytypist) | 79.87 | 96% | 2024-01-18 |
10238. | Zakaru (gaudo1991) | 79.87 | 98% | 2022-04-21 |
10239. | A (iejdbc) | 79.87 | 98% | 2019-01-29 |
10240. | Justin (ustinj) | 79.86 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
10241. | aud (audimka04) | 79.86 | 95% | 2018-08-10 |
10242. | Rick (ihateapostrophes) | 79.86 | 96% | 2018-06-06 |
10243. | Lloyd (lloydd) | 79.85 | 98% | 2015-12-16 |
10244. | Alex (noobyalex) | 79.84 | 98% | 2023-02-23 |
10245. | Balint (mogyorosibalin) | 79.84 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
10246. | Anran (anrantano) | 79.83 | 95% | 2019-03-03 |
10247. | Robert (magicnanner) | 79.83 | 96% | 2018-11-26 |
10248. | Ravi (131raviarya) | 79.82 | 98% | 2023-07-01 |
10249. | Holly (runningnurse) | 79.82 | 99% | 2018-01-09 |
10250. | Lasse (imlasse) | 79.82 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
10251. | Lumberjack (lumberpython) | 79.82 | 96.9% | 2021-02-06 |
10252. | Dolphin (pigmaster) | 79.82 | 94% | 2015-05-09 |
10253. | Prabhu (prabhusengal) | 79.81 | 98% | 2023-03-14 |
10254. | DemonKing (zxzf) | 79.81 | 98% | 2022-05-17 |
10255. | Danang (dasyad00) | 79.81 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
10256. | David Karn (dkmackay) | 79.81 | 93% | 2016-06-03 |
10257. | 🤗 (qwert_noob) | 79.80 | 98% | 2022-08-14 |
10258. | Chris (cnbrauns30) | 79.80 | 97% | 2020-05-03 |
10259. | ZorPieu_FoXXRay-HKM-37 (pet... | 79.80 | 98% | 2020-06-02 |
10260. | Xemnas (cuzto) | 79.79 | 95.9% | 2024-03-13 |
10261. | Oliver (soonsy) | 79.79 | 93% | 2016-01-12 |
10262. | Danny 🛸 (dannyhhkb) | 79.78 | 96% | 2023-06-22 |
10263. | H7GhosT (h7ghost) | 79.78 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
10264. | Nathan (craizar) | 79.78 | 98% | 2023-09-17 |
10265. | beans (rlbeans) | 79.78 | 98% | 2021-10-03 |
10266. | Qwerty (qwertyazerty) | 79.78 | 96.9% | 2023-10-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |