As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10246. | Dedamn (dedamn) | 79.73 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
10247. | aaron (brwnmn6) | 79.72 | 95% | 2021-06-09 |
10248. | Che (cherry3330) | 79.72 | 92% | 2016-11-26 |
10249. | Eddie (sweddie05) | 79.72 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
10250. | Askhat (smallboy) | 79.72 | 95% | 2021-05-27 |
10251. | Geneva (genevatypes) | 79.72 | 98% | 2018-10-30 |
10252. | Sean (beahmer) | 79.71 | 98% | 2023-08-06 |
10253. | Flarefin (flah_zwou) | 79.71 | 96% | 2022-05-28 |
10254. | https://github.com/Apsu/Can... | 79.71 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
10255. | jaggu (jaggu94) | 79.71 | 93% | 2016-03-17 |
10256. | Isaac (veritechx2) | 79.71 | 95% | 2015-12-22 |
10257. | Kevin (kevinmm) | 79.71 | 97% | 2017-12-08 |
10258. | Jose (josethomas) | 79.71 | 98% | 2019-03-26 |
10259. | Snail's Pace (hardtack) | 79.71 | 97% | 2017-11-02 |
10260. | Sriracha (saragrant) | 79.70 | 94% | 2017-04-25 |
10261. | Julian (juliansmile) | 79.70 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
10262. | Jonathan (jonathan__) | 79.69 | 97% | 2020-04-08 |
10263. | ballz (ballzbazz) | 79.69 | 99% | 2023-09-20 |
10264. | Magykti (magykting) | 79.69 | 96% | 2020-11-07 |
10265. | Elijah (nom3rcy1) | 79.69 | 97% | 2017-08-17 |
10266. | Krishna (cold5r) | 79.69 | 97% | 2017-11-30 |
10267. | Safe (floorrip) | 79.68 | 97% | 2018-09-04 |
10268. | J (supercanadian0) | 79.68 | 99% | 2017-09-16 |
10269. | wai ming (wmtai) | 79.68 | 99% | 2023-08-20 |
10270. | Nathanael (tinkerer_nat) | 79.68 | 96% | 2021-10-09 |
10271. | FREE PALESTINE (mado_) | 79.68 | 98% | 2021-01-10 |
10272. | lol (ecobeat) | 79.68 | 97% | 2020-02-17 |
10273. | Evani (evani78) | 79.68 | 95% | 2016-08-03 |
10274. | Cameron (ballsinyourface) | 79.67 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
10275. | Paul (pansatcool) | 79.67 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |