As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
10667. | Eric (airicc) | 78.94 | 97% | 2022-02-22 |
10668. | Phil (psmesrud) | 78.94 | 96% | 2016-02-28 |
10669. | Mae (maesmith) | 78.93 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
10670. | Harvey (harveygb2003) | 78.93 | 98% | 2020-10-31 |
10671. | Arslan (arslan_03) | 78.93 | 96% | 2022-09-04 |
10672. | Md. Mamun (mamun_sheikh) | 78.93 | 97% | 2022-07-28 |
10673. | Sam (wes0707) | 78.93 | 97% | 2018-05-10 |
10674. | Panda (redpanda94242) | 78.92 | 99% | 2023-03-22 |
10675. | Daisy (daisyrue) | 78.92 | 97% | 2023-05-28 |
10676. | seven (seven_mark) | 78.92 | 97% | 2021-12-18 |
10677. | Kaz (kaz_the_kuz) | 78.92 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
10678. | Whorehey (whorehey) | 78.92 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
10679. | mt (mtutunchi) | 78.92 | 98% | 2021-09-11 |
10680. | Filip (jyunero) | 78.92 | 98% | 2022-01-16 |
10681. | holsoma (holsoma) | 78.91 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
10682. | Reptile (raptilian) | 78.91 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
10683. | Joel (clashofkeys) | 78.90 | 96% | 2016-07-21 |
10684. | Paul (happyflappytime) | 78.90 | 97% | 2021-12-12 |
10685. | Mohand (mohandd_318) | 78.90 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
10686. | huddled (haraldgb) | 78.90 | 97% | 2020-06-03 |
10687. | Bob (fearlessreality) | 78.90 | 96% | 2016-10-31 |
10688. | Add for 1v1 (thelachae) | 78.89 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
10689. | Tuomo (ystavani_marko) | 78.89 | 98% | 2023-05-31 |
10690. | Freowy (freowy) | 78.89 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
10691. | Mike (mike7483) | 78.88 | 100% | 2016-02-15 |
10692. | Sean (professa95) | 78.88 | 99% | 2019-01-25 |
10693. | Grant (bigcock69) | 78.86 | 95% | 2017-01-14 |
10694. | Ryan (rinselmann) | 78.86 | 98% | 2018-10-22 |
10695. | Saatvik (saatvikdutt3) | 78.85 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
10696. | Jeremiah (doozyspew13) | 78.85 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |