As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18055. | lerning (hmtusher) | 59.95 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
18056. | Azar (nxp_azar) | 59.94 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
18057. | James (dragonslayer2) | 59.94 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
18058. | Angela (suangest) | 59.94 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
18059. | Borin Georin (kekbot131a) | 59.94 | 96% | 2020-08-05 |
18060. | Andrei (andreis13) | 59.94 | 99% | 2016-05-24 |
18061. | Ex (exlordz) | 59.94 | 95% | 2018-10-08 |
18062. | guest (n1lotpal) | 59.93 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
18063. | butttickler (james29091998) | 59.92 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
18064. | Kan0to (kan0to) | 59.92 | 94% | 2021-03-01 |
18065. | Drew (drw25) | 59.92 | 96% | 2019-07-25 |
18066. | BÄrsä (borje) | 59.92 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
18067. | Kiasha (kylerxum) | 59.91 | 95% | 2020-11-11 |
18068. | Alex (zanderst) | 59.90 | 97% | 2022-09-11 |
18069. | Sam (whyme123) | 59.90 | 95% | 2019-03-06 |
18070. | João (joaoff69) | 59.90 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
18071. | Toby (lightnig23) | 59.89 | 95% | 2023-02-15 |
18072. | Bill (billyisme) | 59.89 | 95% | 2022-05-22 |
18073. | achen (hellohelloaoeuaoeu) | 59.89 | 96% | 2018-11-02 |
18074. | Artin (artin_phares) | 59.89 | 97% | 2016-10-02 |
18075. | arturo (perio) | 59.89 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
18076. | Jamie (jtduby) | 59.88 | 96% | 2016-04-29 |
18077. | Vanessa (nesshayward) | 59.87 | 95% | 2018-06-04 |
18078. | Omar (omarango) | 59.87 | 93% | 2022-11-13 |
18079. | Ehrick (ehrick_rhed) | 59.87 | 95.2% | 2021-02-05 |
18080. | Essty (essty) | 59.87 | 95% | 2015-12-02 |
18081. | Rushit (rushit) | 59.87 | 96% | 2016-07-29 |
18082. | Amaya (2700) | 59.86 | 92% | 2022-06-06 |
18083. | Love (dontrun01) | 59.86 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
18084. | Abdulhadi (surebeta) | 59.86 | 95% | 2022-02-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |