As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
17297. | Runek (grimhahe) | 62.08 | 87% | 2015-12-30 |
17298. | Xavier (007ghoul1337) | 62.08 | 94% | 2020-04-06 |
17299. | Eric (enam0005) | 62.08 | 87% | 2016-03-03 |
17300. | cody (astro8192) | 62.07 | 96% | 2015-12-08 |
17301. | Zia (mechatronic_beast) | 62.07 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
17302. | Thor (thorern00) | 62.07 | 95% | 2022-04-05 |
17303. | Daniele (daniele28) | 62.07 | 96% | 2020-01-09 |
17304. | Vivien (vivienho25) | 62.07 | 99% | 2016-02-10 |
17305. | bart (barkhan) | 62.07 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
17306. | Ignacio (synthbass) | 62.06 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
17307. | Mario (bujmar) | 62.06 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
17308. | Ayaka (ares615) | 62.06 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
17309. | Martin (xmerticx) | 62.06 | 94% | 2021-03-09 |
17310. | Hayden (drummer9644) | 62.05 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
17311. | rii (amateurmuch) | 62.05 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
17312. | Abed (abed42) | 62.05 | 95% | 2022-02-19 |
17313. | Junaid (junaidahmad3) | 62.04 | 98% | 2021-05-17 |
17314. | Miftah (hanif1717) | 62.04 | 97% | 2019-05-20 |
17315. | Benny (fransiskusbenny) | 62.04 | 96% | 2019-08-05 |
17316. | Antony Armstrong (antonyarm... | 62.04 | 93% | 2016-04-11 |
17317. | develsixteen (develsixteen) | 62.03 | 94% | 2020-03-18 |
17318. | Dheeraj (dheerajp) | 62.03 | 94% | 2019-05-28 |
17319. | Saleh (moon4000) | 62.03 | 95% | 2022-06-02 |
17320. | Phantom (p_lad) | 62.03 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
17321. | Abdou31 (abdou31) | 62.03 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
17322. | EJ (ejg300) | 62.02 | 96% | 2023-05-15 |
17323. | Kshitij (kshitij_srv) | 62.02 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
17324. | the (zangetsuthesage) | 62.02 | 95% | 2021-06-19 |
17325. | Arun (newtsscamander) | 62.01 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
17326. | kjres5 (kjres5) | 62.01 | 96% | 2017-10-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |