As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
5900. | tee (nullable) | 91.83 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
5901. | Kid from Beyoğlu (euthymia) | 91.83 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
5902. | xagaxi (xagaxi) | 91.82 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
5903. | Francisco (patleitao) | 91.82 | 97% | 2019-10-19 |
5904. | Dave (hankatola) | 91.81 | 99% | 2017-10-23 |
5905. | ok (herbaltea) | 91.81 | 98% | 2019-08-05 |
5906. | Robertus (combrote2) | 91.81 | 98% | 2018-02-26 |
5907. | Jarred (jarredinator) | 91.81 | 98% | 2017-09-27 |
5908. | |𝐅𝐄𝐑|SiriusB (bsir... | 91.81 | 97% | 2017-10-31 |
5909. | Bread (heyitsloaf) | 91.80 | 97% | 2021-05-11 |
5910. | Michael (mercury28) | 91.80 | 98% | 2021-06-29 |
5911. | atirrh (atirrh) | 91.80 | 98% | 2018-05-05 |
5912. | quickk1 (quickk1) | 91.80 | 96% | 2018-04-24 |
5913. | BlazikenAlmighty (blazikena... | 91.80 | 90% | 2017-01-25 |
5914. | myself (sakib9) | 91.79 | 98% | 2023-12-16 |
5915. | Joe (bearexile) | 91.79 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
5916. | qwerty (jowk) | 91.78 | 99% | 2022-01-31 |
5917. | Andrea (andreavanderjagt) | 91.78 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
5918. | tris (trisywc) | 91.78 | 97.8% | 2023-10-13 |
5919. | Jojo (j_oey) | 91.78 | 97% | 2020-06-05 |
5920. | spacegoose (spaceg00se) | 91.78 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
5921. | ♫ (_ag_) | 91.78 | 95% | 2016-08-04 |
5922. | Ako ay (walangpera) | 91.77 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
5923. | scott (skilledscott) | 91.77 | 96% | 2018-04-10 |
5924. | Austin (ahn94) | 91.77 | 97% | 2015-06-21 |
5925. | Sven (sfonxs) | 91.74 | 92% | 2016-11-11 |
5926. | grossdesign (grossdesign) | 91.73 | 96% | 2021-03-31 |
5927. | r (rmaxc) | 91.72 | 87% | 2016-09-19 |
5928. | Marikokobeans (marikokobeans) | 91.72 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
5929. | Ziggy (antioch) | 91.72 | 99% | 2015-11-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |