As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9802. | Joar (titotaba) | 80.91 | 96% | 2024-04-15 |
9803. | Daniel (danielnickels) | 80.91 | 96% | 2017-04-17 |
9804. | Chonabebs (chonabebs) | 80.91 | 98% | 2023-09-23 |
9805. | Caleb (moorec14) | 80.91 | 94% | 2016-02-24 |
9806. | storm trooper (chandu998) | 80.91 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
9807. | Beddytear (beddytear) | 80.91 | 97% | 2020-06-26 |
9808. | Mahmoud (moods87) | 80.91 | 98% | 2016-12-01 |
9809. | arun (arunnari) | 80.91 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
9810. | Justin (politicalguy) | 80.90 | 97% | 2018-03-16 |
9811. | Lucyfer (lucyfer42) | 80.90 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
9812. | James (jeffsalad) | 80.90 | 95% | 2018-05-15 |
9813. | Mayumi (kogl_mieko) | 80.90 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
9814. | Jason (silv3rjam) | 80.90 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
9815. | Nicole (nickichin528) | 80.90 | 86% | 2017-05-22 |
9816. | John (jgrasso4) | 80.90 | 98% | 2017-11-23 |
9817. | 1834 (busey) | 80.90 | 98% | 2017-06-30 |
9818. | Anchit (anchit) | 80.89 | 98% | 2023-08-04 |
9819. | Pumpking (rawter007) | 80.89 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
9820. | fast af (josh53___) | 80.89 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
9821. | Max (maexxx) | 80.89 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
9822. | qria (qria) | 80.89 | 95% | 2018-04-04 |
9823. | animalpsyche (animalpsyche) | 80.88 | 97% | 2022-01-12 |
9824. | Steven Seagal (utnansn) | 80.88 | 98% | 2023-01-18 |
9825. | Eli (swannyaf) | 80.88 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
9826. | Erinaaaa (erinaaa) | 80.88 | 97% | 2020-04-25 |
9827. | Dan (dam121594) | 80.88 | 92% | 2015-06-07 |
9828. | Zale (zalexypher) | 80.87 | 96% | 2022-10-11 |
9829. | Mike (mike1232) | 80.87 | 18% | 2016-06-25 |
9830. | Darren (baochun2) | 80.86 | 96% | 2021-04-05 |
9831. | Martijn (mard3n) | 80.86 | 90% | 2016-12-31 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |