As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8647. | Aaron (pikachu3004) | 83.84 | 90% | 2016-04-24 |
8648. | Raf (edorableraf) | 83.83 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
8649. | Hassan (hamoro) | 83.83 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
8650. | Wei (wei_shen) | 83.83 | 98% | 2022-11-13 |
8651. | Ha (tranluuha) | 83.83 | 98% | 2015-12-02 |
8652. | Yoshimura (timepauser) | 83.83 | 96% | 2019-04-10 |
8653. | rohit (rohitvit2009) | 83.82 | 99% | 2018-12-08 |
8654. | Fery (feri_hk) | 83.82 | 97.5% | 2024-02-17 |
8655. | naileuX (naileux) | 83.82 | 96% | 2022-02-28 |
8656. | Luc (luckoen) | 83.82 | 99% | 2024-03-05 |
8657. | Gumby (qwertygumby) | 83.81 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
8658. | iarezen (iarezen) | 83.81 | 98% | 2020-09-03 |
8659. | Stephen (palette) | 83.81 | 97% | 2016-02-13 |
8660. | Safi (safeehalim) | 83.80 | 97% | 2022-10-26 |
8661. | Wandy (wandynsky) | 83.80 | 99% | 2017-11-11 |
8662. | Ryan (clever986) | 83.80 | 95% | 2015-05-10 |
8663. | yousef (yousef_badr23) | 83.79 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
8664. | Banana (bananana_man) | 83.79 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
8665. | David (chronic_cross) | 83.79 | 97.1% | 2021-02-10 |
8666. | shouldBeStudying (wolfrem) | 83.79 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
8667. | New129 (new129) | 83.79 | 97% | 2017-09-09 |
8668. | Ali (aloche) | 83.79 | 96% | 2018-06-26 |
8669. | Gabe (gyam) | 83.78 | 97% | 2017-10-06 |
8670. | henrik (younggunnawunna) | 83.78 | 97.1% | 2023-10-18 |
8671. | Infinity (infinitymtg) | 83.78 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
8672. | Chuck (ldschuck) | 83.78 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
8673. | pacmansghost (pacmansghost) | 83.78 | 98% | 2019-12-03 |
8674. | Dang (namanhboi) | 83.77 | 98% | 2023-07-19 |
8675. | iam rock (iam_rock) | 83.77 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
8676. | David (dtnero) | 83.77 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |