As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9646. | prometheus (prometheus00) | 81.22 | 97% | 2022-05-29 |
9647. | Abhinav (brainstorm56) | 81.22 | 95% | 2023-08-26 |
9648. | Tom Lukas (gbjerke) | 81.22 | 98% | 2021-01-05 |
9649. | Kelly (kellyoubrejr) | 81.22 | 95% | 2021-03-03 |
9650. | szarvas (nomenestomen) | 81.22 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
9651. | Noe (noe7) | 81.22 | 98% | 2016-04-19 |
9652. | Bobby (bobbbbbbby) | 81.21 | 98% | 2022-11-18 |
9653. | Leon (halo624) | 81.21 | 97% | 2018-01-09 |
9654. | Zac (zacmuturi) | 81.21 | 98% | 2023-07-11 |
9655. | Ryan (goldshark33) | 81.21 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
9656. | cykland (cykland) | 81.21 | 89% | 2017-02-14 |
9657. | Pepe (pepengcute@gmail.com) | 81.21 | 94% | 2015-07-30 |
9658. | NeverQuitted (neverquitted) | 81.20 | 98% | 2022-04-11 |
9659. | Neb (cyanidetoast) | 81.20 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
9660. | (aninactive) | 81.20 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
9661. | mura (murabito45) | 81.20 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
9662. | Jonnel (joinnel) | 81.19 | 97% | 2021-12-02 |
9663. | Alwin (al_888) | 81.19 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
9664. | RoyalFlush (royalflush21) | 81.18 | 96% | 2016-08-19 |
9665. | Mendel (mendeljacks) | 81.18 | 98% | 2019-12-06 |
9666. | Noah (typer_noah) | 81.17 | 97% | 2024-02-20 |
9667. | TK (filfirst) | 81.17 | 99% | 2018-05-13 |
9668. | Jin (jin_an) | 81.17 | 96% | 2021-12-10 |
9669. | Jan (restic) | 81.17 | 96% | 2016-09-18 |
9670. | Maros (wlkvr) | 81.17 | 98% | 2017-09-09 |
9671. | Mike (profoundamurai) | 81.16 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
9672. | PianoRadek (piano_radek) | 81.16 | 96.3% | 2023-11-01 |
9673. | Young (a7ive) | 81.16 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
9674. | Vy (dinhtuvy) | 81.16 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
9675. | Ben (foereaper4k) | 81.15 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |