As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4408. | onah (learning_dvorak1) | 97.32 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
4409. | Ciroquma (ciroquma) | 97.32 | 98% | 2015-07-24 |
4410. | Nox (nymanne) | 97.31 | 98% | 2023-04-14 |
4411. | jack (mallacoota1) | 97.31 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
4412. | David (nexus52085) | 97.31 | 96% | 2016-09-14 |
4413. | Brodey (brodeys17) | 97.30 | 97.8% | 2023-11-20 |
4414. | avery (stridersword) | 97.30 | 99% | 2021-01-10 |
4415. | Erik (dasklumpital) | 97.30 | 96% | 2016-03-28 |
4416. | script/script (henville12) | 97.29 | 97.2% | 2021-02-15 |
4417. | jailyn (ballerboy99) | 97.28 | 94% | 2017-02-13 |
4418. | Swiftie (aes222) | 97.28 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
4419. | Monster (cringe) | 97.28 | 97% | 2018-05-06 |
4420. | mayo (mayo_tp01) | 97.27 | 95% | 2015-06-14 |
4421. | ssj4gogeta (ssj4gogeta) | 97.27 | 98% | 2016-06-10 |
4422. | Raskolnikov (rocketsurgeon) | 97.26 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
4423. | buwumer (buwumer) | 97.26 | 99% | 2021-03-17 |
4424. | Kiko (kikozz) | 97.25 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
4425. | Instant Death Pro (akimura) | 97.25 | 90% | 2015-12-08 |
4426. | Igor (igorjosifoski) | 97.24 | 91% | 2016-09-24 |
4427. | Anton (antonftw) | 97.24 | 96% | 2016-07-19 |
4428. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 97.23 | 96% | 2022-01-21 |
4429. | Benny (benn_q) | 97.23 | 97% | 2018-09-15 |
4430. | Free Palestine (rollno14) | 97.22 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
4431. | Daniel (dapr5483) | 97.22 | 98% | 2023-09-12 |
4432. | Genesis (buasch) | 97.22 | 99% | 2019-05-27 |
4433. | HoDaMoFoDor (hodamofodor) | 97.22 | 99% | 2021-03-06 |
4434. | w (wjockel) | 97.22 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
4435. | aman (amanostrich) | 97.22 | 98% | 2016-06-01 |
4436. | Renaldy (renaldy) | 97.22 | 96% | 2015-09-23 |
4437. | phzz (phzzq) | 97.22 | 95% | 2015-08-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |