As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6569. | ghostmountain (ghostmountain) | 89.84 | 97% | 2022-05-06 |
6570. | Justas (nikaragva) | 89.83 | 93% | 2016-05-06 |
6571. | . (carsonshort) | 89.82 | 99% | 2024-02-20 |
6572. | Bryant (arcadeshift) | 89.82 | 94% | 2016-03-21 |
6573. | Rinnaris (rinnaris) | 89.81 | 99% | 2018-10-31 |
6574. | cal (achildslaughter) | 89.81 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
6575. | olari (olaridv) | 89.81 | 98% | 2019-07-26 |
6576. | Kevin (alorlict) | 89.81 | 91% | 2016-08-22 |
6577. | Willow (bluelagoon7) | 89.80 | 97% | 2019-11-27 |
6578. | ReMeDaY (remeday) | 89.79 | 93% | 2016-02-08 |
6579. | candid (candidchip) | 89.79 | 97% | 2023-09-10 |
6580. | Lord Kuro (lordkuro) | 89.78 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
6581. | lazy (thelazymd) | 89.78 | 96% | 2018-01-07 |
6582. | KryTex (krytex) | 89.78 | 94% | 2019-11-08 |
6583. | Anomaly (an_anomaly) | 89.77 | 98% | 2018-01-02 |
6584. | mosab (mosabreda53) | 89.77 | 98% | 2022-11-28 |
6585. | Luka (callugolf) | 89.76 | 96% | 2022-12-03 |
6586. | Ace (acechow) | 89.76 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
6587. | Sadboy (meawnoii) | 89.76 | 98% | 2021-10-02 |
6588. | Matthew (matthew243342) | 89.76 | 96.7% | 2021-01-28 |
6589. | lucas (lucasyee999) | 89.76 | 96% | 2019-04-26 |
6590. | Tucker (cobber_tv) | 89.75 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
6591. | Atahan (atahan) | 89.75 | 99% | 2022-11-27 |
6592. | Raja Amer (rakhan01) | 89.75 | 97% | 2015-05-27 |
6593. | J (falsekrakk808) | 89.75 | 94% | 2015-06-13 |
6594. | Sean (zaynehasgills) | 89.74 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
6595. | P (prrrr) | 89.74 | 98% | 2022-02-04 |
6596. | Michael (mwormley) | 89.74 | 98% | 2023-01-28 |
6597. | Jack (jman777) | 89.74 | 96% | 2019-07-27 |
6598. | Eroticar (eroticar) | 89.74 | 92% | 2017-01-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |