I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2277. | Kyle (gosu_kvl) | 111.58 | 99% | 2018-03-13 |
2278. | Jake (ijakez) | 111.57 | 97% | 2015-12-16 |
2279. | Thomas (mezomose) | 111.55 | 98% | 2019-07-02 |
2280. | Bridge (bridgeburners) | 111.53 | 99% | 2020-08-25 |
2281. | Demp (frostyc) | 111.53 | 97% | 2018-02-25 |
2282. | andrew (andrew319) | 111.52 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
2283. | tivo (tivotavo) | 111.52 | 99% | 2023-01-16 |
2284. | MUDAMUDAMUDA (likevin) | 111.51 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
2285. | Douglas (ossmando) | 111.49 | 98% | 2017-11-27 |
2286. | uty (tisurend) | 111.48 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
2287. | datboi (datboiyaron) | 111.47 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
2288. | Jan (janlonden) | 111.46 | 99% | 2016-01-27 |
2289. | green (greenorangepurple) | 111.45 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
2290. | Ian (agenti23) | 111.45 | 99% | 2022-08-15 |
2291. | Yessir (romans828) | 111.45 | 98% | 2020-09-16 |
2292. | Mikayla (mikaylahumphrey) | 111.44 | 99% | 2021-11-12 |
2293. | R (rtleo) | 111.43 | 99% | 2021-10-10 |
2294. | Caddar (caddar) | 111.40 | 98% | 2020-06-24 |
2295. | Todd (jeez560) | 111.39 | 97% | 2023-06-14 |
2296. | George (ge0rob) | 111.39 | 94% | 2015-10-01 |
2297. | l502x (l502x) | 111.37 | 98% | 2022-03-10 |
2298. | Ethan (zeusqck) | 111.36 | 97% | 2023-09-21 |
2299. | James (chopstix94) | 111.36 | 97% | 2016-08-01 |
2300. | michael (banane_1) | 111.35 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
2301. | drunkndrivr (drunkndrivr) | 111.35 | 97% | 2019-12-24 |
2302. | Andrew (andrewbeginner) | 111.34 | 98% | 2023-02-07 |
2303. | Humble (sheamusthered) | 111.34 | 95% | 2017-02-11 |
2304. | Zachary (hejukaza) | 111.33 | 98% | 2024-01-27 |
2305. | Dishwasher (vishwas123) | 111.33 | 98.3% | 2021-02-01 |
2306. | wally (alphawalrus) | 111.33 | 91% | 2015-08-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 45,841 | 82.43 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 100 | 84.64 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 24 | 102.37 | March 7, 2019 |