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I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.

—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut

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Leaders

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
1813. LivewireHush (scarlet_static) 116.05 95% 2012-04-01
1814. tstats[marin049] (marin049) 116.04 98% 2021-06-30
1815. BIZA BIZA (redhulkz) 116.03 98% 2022-09-22
1816. bell (bellol) 116.01 98% 2013-01-22
1817. flakjac dvorak (flakjac2) 116.00 97% 2019-06-20
1818. This race is dedicated to a... 115.99 98% 2014-02-23
1819. my dad the typist (pho424) 115.99 95% 2012-11-04
1820. gus (runinbahnxx) 115.98 97% 2015-04-18
1821. Z (zovib) 115.98 100% 2015-06-25
1822. dead (kyohokuma) 115.98 94% 2016-12-03
1823. rickybaba123 (rickybaba123) 115.96 100% 2016-10-30
1824. BreathlessTyperX (newtyperx) 115.96 99% 2022-10-10
1825. Ardicil (robigus) 115.96 99% 2021-03-02
1826. Andrew (socrates) 115.94 97% 2011-09-20
1827. wow (iloevtypos) 115.94 97% 2011-05-09
1828. Sim (luckytosnort) 115.94 99% 2015-07-01
1829. schollie (schollie) 115.93 98% 2018-05-13
1830. Hi (12028) 115.91 96% 2016-08-25
1831. intelli78 (83jjksl) 115.91 91% 2014-04-06
1832. 'ello (boerewors) 115.90 98% 2018-09-05
1833.   (refsteon) 115.89 97% 2012-11-12
1834. Tracey (masturbasian) 115.87 2008-12-11
1835. CherryBlossom (cherryblossom) 115.87 2009-10-16
1836. Johan (fraught) 115.87 97% 2018-08-07
1837. ucsd_kid (trainermax) 115.87 97% 2020-11-15
1838. eric (nigerianman) 115.86 100% 2021-07-17
1839. Arvin (stillmatic) 115.84 97% 2017-06-16
1840. coco (noise) 115.83 2008-11-26
1841. Ivy (blandblur) 115.82 92% 2012-10-02
1842. empty (emptygesh) 115.82 94% 2015-12-23

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 110,304 70.46 September 30, 2008
Instant Death Mode 256 72.92 March 29, 2010
Riverside Middle School 14 39.41 January 24, 2011
TypeRacer Classic 3 54.30 July 12, 2021
##typeracer 3 78.00 January 31, 2021
Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe 2 39.76 December 20, 2012