The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3278. | Symmetry (symmetry) | 109.78 | 96% | 2012-07-29 |
3279. | Alex (avidal) | 109.77 | — | 2010-03-19 |
3280. | Tyler (vexus) | 109.77 | 92% | 2014-09-02 |
3281. | David (drosen) | 109.77 | — | 2008-10-18 |
3282. | Michael (gnurdux) | 109.76 | 97% | 2016-07-21 |
3283. | N4T (taneel) | 109.76 | 99% | 2023-09-20 |
3284. | Mishi (mickimouse) | 109.76 | 95% | 2013-12-25 |
3285. | Dire (direstorm) | 109.76 | 99% | 2021-05-27 |
3286. | Evan (iemdone) | 109.75 | — | 2009-09-26 |
3287. | asd (duzai) | 109.75 | 94% | 2014-12-24 |
3288. | a (oreo_os) | 109.74 | 98% | 2020-07-01 |
3289. | Justin (gnuesbae) | 109.74 | — | 2010-06-04 |
3290. | Cortello (cortello) | 109.72 | 95% | 2013-09-29 |
3291. | Boris (xu3369) | 109.71 | 96% | 2014-02-09 |
3292. | Newblesoup (kkanddd) | 109.70 | 97% | 2011-07-10 |
3293. | Celestino (celest9) | 109.70 | 98% | 2018-07-01 |
3294. | İlker (ikesen) | 109.69 | 97% | 2017-04-03 |
3295. | Felix (flashy123) | 109.69 | — | 2011-02-20 |
3296. | NTFY (soarlikeaneagle) | 109.69 | 97% | 2014-02-25 |
3297. | hopeless...wrecked (_navdee... | 109.68 | 99% | 2018-04-18 |
3298. | Christopher (cgbuen) | 109.68 | 97% | 2012-09-18 |
3299. | Patrick (thumbless) | 109.68 | 98% | 2017-12-17 |
3300. | Skippy (skippy9) | 109.68 | 99% | 2022-12-19 |
3301. | /\/\ (integration) | 109.68 | 90% | 2014-05-27 |
3302. | 💯 Austin (austinwduncan) | 109.68 | 95% | 2017-04-18 |
3303. | Derek (sadrobot) | 109.67 | 98% | 2019-01-21 |
3304. | issa (issa_) | 109.67 | 98.1% | 2023-10-08 |
3305. | subscribe (blulb) | 109.66 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
3306. | lassiS (latez) | 109.66 | 95% | 2015-06-28 |
3307. | km (kmamp) | 109.65 | 94% | 2014-07-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |