The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2949. | mexican nipple (yoloswag) | 111.55 | 91% | 2012-11-17 |
2950. | (jasimk) | 111.54 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
2951. | Loui (benesso_) | 111.52 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
2952. | Alex (boundplaya) | 111.51 | — | 2009-12-02 |
2953. | jj (ponygaryelow) | 111.51 | 99% | 2018-09-03 |
2954. | Serenity (seren_) | 111.51 | — | 2011-03-18 |
2955. | Jasper (jazpertan) | 111.50 | 97% | 2011-04-06 |
2956. | Pikachu (quitz) | 111.49 | 97% | 2012-08-29 |
2957. | Tuukka (sblankg) | 111.49 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
2958. | Bigfoot (professor_zoom8) | 111.49 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
2959. | Sully (branis) | 111.48 | 97% | 2016-07-09 |
2960. | Justin (rkenshin) | 111.47 | — | 2010-11-22 |
2961. | Mick (myuille) | 111.44 | 99% | 2013-02-18 |
2962. | mike (semicolon) | 111.43 | — | 2008-08-21 |
2963. | Brett (brettstenerson) | 111.43 | 98% | 2012-06-29 |
2964. | B. (x30n1) | 111.43 | 98% | 2023-06-01 |
2965. | wlgnstla (pomegranate320) | 111.41 | 94% | 2017-01-02 |
2966. | Aidan (arseface17) | 111.41 | 100% | 2012-11-14 |
2967. | Brandon (kempy92) | 111.41 | 95% | 2011-08-24 |
2968. | ivᅠonᅠutube (unreaii) | 111.41 | 96% | 2022-05-18 |
2969. | Kevin (brahnji) | 111.40 | 98% | 2017-11-03 |
2970. | MoarDakka (theworminator) | 111.40 | 97% | 2011-12-08 |
2971. | Jonne (flipordie) | 111.39 | 97% | 2012-10-30 |
2972. | FreakinNickP (freakinnickp) | 111.39 | 98% | 2022-02-23 |
2973. | Zariski (zariski) | 111.39 | 99% | 2022-09-05 |
2974. | august (torikago) | 111.38 | 92% | 2013-05-23 |
2975. | Humble (sheamusthered) | 111.38 | 96% | 2016-12-05 |
2976. | shryu (shryu) | 111.38 | — | 2009-05-01 |
2977. | Joy (mrjoyboy) | 111.37 | 97% | 2021-02-02 |
2978. | lemon (ilka) | 111.37 | 98% | 2019-04-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |