The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8947. | Melas (melas1) | 90.86 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
8948. | Said (surrenderordie) | 90.86 | 98% | 2022-11-05 |
8949. | Shmegle (catinacomputer) | 90.85 | 98% | 2020-06-29 |
8950. | Dan (dbrog418) | 90.85 | 97% | 2023-06-01 |
8951. | oShado (shadowwalker15) | 90.85 | 97.4% | 2023-11-01 |
8952. | Hanafi (hanafi_saab) | 90.85 | 98% | 2023-02-20 |
8953. | Ali (bahjatia) | 90.85 | 96% | 2014-05-13 |
8954. | Anton (tutantontut) | 90.85 | 97% | 2018-04-17 |
8955. | ♫ (_ag_) | 90.85 | 92% | 2016-11-13 |
8956. | j (stojec) | 90.84 | 96% | 2016-04-11 |
8957. | Will (wlollrus) | 90.84 | 96% | 2013-09-17 |
8958. | Frans (diviton) | 90.84 | 93% | 2016-03-07 |
8959. | Karen (laike) | 90.84 | 99% | 2022-03-09 |
8960. | Ric (drrz) | 90.84 | 96% | 2014-05-29 |
8961. | ivan (ivantoodope) | 90.84 | 96% | 2022-03-03 |
8962. | Grace (orange_electric) | 90.84 | 97% | 2020-05-07 |
8963. | GG (boomnutshot) | 90.83 | 95% | 2013-05-03 |
8964. | Suhas (suhaskurup) | 90.83 | 98% | 2020-03-13 |
8965. | Link (palfuzonk) | 90.83 | 94% | 2015-01-13 |
8966. | Zachary (sk8erbo1) | 90.83 | 96% | 2018-06-26 |
8967. | adnan (adn_adn) | 90.82 | 95% | 2014-05-21 |
8968. | carleel (menamesringo) | 90.82 | 98% | 2020-07-16 |
8969. | Neo (maliciouskz) | 90.82 | 97% | 2022-09-19 |
8970. | Job (jjao) | 90.82 | 93% | 2014-11-23 |
8971. | Amy (amydakao) | 90.82 | 97% | 2014-07-14 |
8972. | solartempest (solartempest) | 90.82 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
8973. | Simon (ssnpower) | 90.82 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
8974. | Daniel (damalo) | 90.82 | 95% | 2012-04-13 |
8975. | Hiroki (h8gi) | 90.81 | 99% | 2017-07-16 |
8976. | Immy (immy777) | 90.81 | 97% | 2013-09-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |