The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7166. | Mili (mynameismili) | 95.44 | 98% | 2020-04-24 |
7167. | idler (idler) | 95.43 | 97% | 2011-10-20 |
7168. | substring (substring) | 95.43 | 98% | 2015-04-29 |
7169. | Barry (archchoa) | 95.43 | 96% | 2014-09-04 |
7170. | David (leepictrollexd) | 95.43 | 97.5% | 2021-02-16 |
7171. | Kate (explorer) | 95.42 | — | 2011-01-18 |
7172. | Nick (njcanderson) | 95.42 | 93% | 2014-07-01 |
7173. | monka (rencerspeid) | 95.41 | 97% | 2021-02-14 |
7174. | Jay (jtyamada) | 95.40 | — | 2010-09-17 |
7175. | Gaston (homm88) | 95.40 | 94% | 2014-04-03 |
7176. | Roy (sisalt) | 95.40 | 97% | 2016-12-15 |
7177. | Mitchell (rejected) | 95.40 | — | 2009-01-16 |
7178. | justin (justinjustbeatyou1) | 95.39 | 95% | 2011-09-09 |
7179. | amh1499 (ineverquit) | 95.38 | 94% | 2015-09-21 |
7180. | Mike (kelinu) | 95.38 | 92% | 2011-11-26 |
7181. | Nemo (sanganxoidetienkuagai) | 95.38 | 93% | 2011-06-30 |
7182. | Nicolas (nicovercesi) | 95.37 | 99% | 2011-06-21 |
7183. | Bruce (deeahtee) | 95.36 | 94% | 2016-02-15 |
7184. | Liawa (liawa) | 95.36 | 98% | 2023-02-17 |
7185. | Sumeru_ (kenteezyx) | 95.36 | 97% | 2021-11-13 |
7186. | Lazy (lazy_moon) | 95.36 | 99% | 2022-03-10 |
7187. | 🦀Antique (ant1que) | 95.35 | 98% | 2019-11-29 |
7188. | Kevin (arcia) | 95.34 | 97% | 2016-01-23 |
7189. | Anton (racketen) | 95.34 | 99% | 2020-10-27 |
7190. | Taylor (hauser) | 95.34 | — | 2010-05-02 |
7191. | Jayden (jay62) | 95.34 | 95% | 2022-12-26 |
7192. | RJ (lufulu) | 95.34 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
7193. | Andrew (clawficer) | 95.34 | 93% | 2013-01-28 |
7194. | Gren (rhpm) | 95.34 | 95% | 2012-02-18 |
7195. | Austin (0x13ba) | 95.34 | 97.6% | 2023-10-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |