The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8845. | twitch.tv/blumintea (8lava) | 91.10 | 98% | 2016-06-17 |
8846. | - (hobbitgirl123) | 91.10 | 97% | 2015-06-12 |
8847. | futura (lafutura) | 91.10 | — | 2009-04-11 |
8848. | Ryan (roadrash09) | 91.10 | 97% | 2013-02-21 |
8849. | David (pasta_whee) | 91.09 | 95% | 2015-06-24 |
8850. | counterintuitivity (stoploo... | 91.09 | 92% | 2016-11-07 |
8851. | kwang (unknownfame) | 91.09 | 93% | 2011-11-04 |
8852. | Emily (emwalsh528) | 91.09 | 98% | 2011-07-31 |
8853. | ahmed (thebeliever) | 91.09 | 96% | 2015-10-30 |
8854. | Mariel (_mrl_) | 91.09 | 100% | 2016-11-09 |
8855. | Joshua (sangyoon1228) | 91.09 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
8856. | Kanao (kanao) | 91.09 | 96% | 2020-05-08 |
8857. | Satwik (satwik2708) | 91.08 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
8858. | Quintino (quintino123) | 91.08 | 99% | 2020-12-31 |
8859. | scott (skilledscott) | 91.08 | 98% | 2018-01-19 |
8860. | Thomas (jukeno) | 91.08 | 90% | 2013-04-14 |
8861. | BosslOL (midgetfap) | 91.07 | 95% | 2013-01-26 |
8862. | T100 dvorak (chris_dvorak) | 91.07 | 97% | 2023-07-25 |
8863. | netty (breadwitch) | 91.07 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
8864. | Mollany (scarlet35) | 91.07 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
8865. | ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... | 91.07 | 95% | 2012-01-04 |
8866. | Kris (tehchrz) | 91.06 | 94% | 2012-01-13 |
8867. | little (little_hero) | 91.04 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
8868. | Mateusz (madmattor) | 91.04 | — | 2009-01-03 |
8869. | garv (wrosttyper) | 91.04 | 99% | 2020-03-27 |
8870. | Luka (callugolf) | 91.03 | 96% | 2022-12-29 |
8871. | opecks (opecks) | 91.03 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
8872. | B (shepherd001) | 91.03 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
8873. | Kyaira (kyaira) | 91.03 | — | 2008-08-25 |
8874. | Alicia (thereyougo153) | 91.03 | 95% | 2015-06-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |