The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9433. | Mason (knap9) | 89.84 | 96.8% | 2023-10-23 |
9434. | Turdsplitter (chikenfiter) | 89.84 | 95% | 2015-02-16 |
9435. | Masturbear (masturbear) | 89.84 | 97% | 2013-09-07 |
9436. | Tarryn (tarryn) | 89.84 | 93% | 2011-07-22 |
9437. | Korey (korizmo) | 89.83 | 96% | 2012-09-09 |
9438. | MoBo (mobo82) | 89.83 | 97% | 2016-01-24 |
9439. | swng (swng) | 89.83 | 94% | 2015-04-19 |
9440. | sam (samdauphi) | 89.83 | 98% | 2020-12-31 |
9441. | Romans ✂ (romaninsh) | 89.83 | — | 2010-09-25 |
9442. | 大頭妹 (cowboy2) | 89.82 | — | 2010-11-12 |
9443. | Christine (christineway) | 89.82 | 99% | 2020-02-26 |
9444. | Adam (schimoda) | 89.82 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
9445. | Amy (dressi) | 89.81 | 91% | 2015-09-16 |
9446. | Chase (2upr1s3) | 89.81 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
9447. | rodrigo (rodtronx) | 89.81 | 99% | 2022-08-19 |
9448. | Dynamic (obbama) | 89.81 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
9449. | Ammar (muhammad_ammar01) | 89.80 | 90% | 2017-02-22 |
9450. | Skp (skpvwls) | 89.80 | 96% | 2012-01-02 |
9451. | Tyler (ttyler99) | 89.80 | 95% | 2016-06-01 |
9452. | Oscar (moksleepy) | 89.80 | 97% | 2012-03-22 |
9453. | Mark (carluver69) | 89.80 | — | 2010-09-24 |
9454. | Chris (christophski) | 89.79 | 92% | 2016-01-06 |
9455. | Brandon (laogic) | 89.79 | 98% | 2016-03-14 |
9456. | Jack (djqball) | 89.79 | 98% | 2012-04-04 |
9457. | Note (note_r) | 89.78 | 98% | 2023-09-03 |
9458. | jason (pravus) | 89.78 | 94% | 2012-01-20 |
9459. | idiot sandwich (wujiamin) | 89.78 | 96% | 2018-06-12 |
9460. | Katy (kittymeowers) | 89.78 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
9461. | The Yellow King (jharwell626) | 89.77 | 94% | 2016-05-14 |
9462. | Samuel (svanpelt) | 89.77 | 95% | 2014-03-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |