The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13050. | Leo (woor) | 82.66 | 93% | 2013-09-29 |
13051. | john (johanwo) | 82.65 | 95% | 2016-10-16 |
13052. | Ryan (nuigit) | 82.65 | 97% | 2021-10-23 |
13053. | sarah (sasbh2) | 82.65 | 98% | 2014-05-15 |
13054. | Bradley (gobbleknob) | 82.64 | 95% | 2015-04-17 |
13055. | TyJac (tyjac1) | 82.64 | 96% | 2011-06-26 |
13056. | VV (g_vv8) | 82.64 | 93% | 2012-06-06 |
13057. | Pigzit (pigzit) | 82.64 | 95.9% | 2021-02-06 |
13058. | GODSPEED (flashahyea) | 82.64 | 95.3% | 2023-09-21 |
13059. | Mr.IF (mr_if) | 82.64 | 96% | 2023-09-10 |
13060. | Unknown (unknown404) | 82.64 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
13061. | Saulius (zemfry) | 82.63 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
13062. | gchenstephen (gchenstephen) | 82.63 | 98% | 2019-04-22 |
13063. | Denny (shizkr) | 82.63 | 99% | 2020-07-19 |
13064. | Mike (mhaimowitz) | 82.63 | 93% | 2015-10-12 |
13065. | Pecker (wooff) | 82.63 | 92% | 2013-09-19 |
13066. | Jane (slalomwondergirl) | 82.62 | 96% | 2013-05-09 |
13067. | ALCIONE (gel4ever) | 82.62 | 96% | 2019-02-05 |
13068. | Christi (chancellor) | 82.62 | — | 2010-03-14 |
13069. | JC (jollibeech) | 82.62 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
13070. | Jake (oorebroo) | 82.61 | 95% | 2013-02-18 |
13071. | Noman (khan_noman14) | 82.61 | 98% | 2017-08-20 |
13072. | Adrian (xexsilium) | 82.61 | 95% | 2015-08-22 |
13073. | -ˏˋ 🌟 ˎˊ- (rektless) | 82.61 | 97% | 2023-06-09 |
13074. | Nate (toiletsplash) | 82.61 | 99% | 2018-11-17 |
13075. | Paul (peazy) | 82.60 | 94% | 2013-05-06 |
13076. | riptide (riptide124) | 82.60 | 96% | 2022-08-31 |
13077. | fat fat fatty (fatfinga) | 82.60 | 98% | 2022-07-30 |
13078. | m&m (egyz) | 82.60 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
13079. | Sigma Programmer (aamir72633) | 82.59 | 99% | 2022-05-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |