The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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21132. | Flo (xtalismanx) | 68.88 | 90% | 2016-06-02 |
21133. | Noobiest (noobiestmaster) | 68.88 | 95% | 2022-02-19 |
21134. | Peter (crazynumnums) | 68.88 | 97% | 2020-04-20 |
21135. | MrKiredeid (mrkiredeid) | 68.88 | 95.5% | 2021-01-31 |
21136. | owen (sushisynth12) | 68.87 | 96% | 2020-08-11 |
21137. | rawr (calebaracous) | 68.87 | 89% | 2016-05-20 |
21138. | police (vodoi) | 68.87 | — | 2009-05-05 |
21139. | Gavin (meizlizard) | 68.87 | 98% | 2014-10-27 |
21140. | mctuvok (mctuvok) | 68.87 | — | 2010-08-09 |
21141. | David (dpsimi) | 68.87 | 97% | 2020-07-23 |
21142. | thean (anhkiengiang) | 68.86 | 93% | 2014-10-09 |
21143. | Matthew (liberz) | 68.86 | 90% | 2014-12-04 |
21144. | Begga (begga) | 68.86 | 97% | 2015-06-10 |
21145. | John (penguinking278) | 68.86 | 95% | 2019-04-08 |
21146. | Insta: Thomas.Rowland (chop... | 68.85 | 94% | 2012-05-13 |
21147. | Krypto (krypto406) | 68.85 | 88% | 2013-07-13 |
21148. | Intruder (mad_sam) | 68.84 | 96% | 2012-03-03 |
21149. | R (prind0) | 68.84 | — | 2009-07-24 |
21150. | Dalu (dalu) | 68.84 | — | 2010-05-28 |
21151. | calum (calousime) | 68.84 | 93% | 2021-02-12 |
21152. | Naveen (coolnaveen90) | 68.84 | — | 2010-03-06 |
21153. | Adam (nostromo13) | 68.84 | 90% | 2015-08-21 |
21154. | Trent (priyank45) | 68.84 | 95% | 2019-01-30 |
21155. | Anthony (seksii0320) | 68.83 | 98% | 2016-08-29 |
21156. | Alex (alexwh) | 68.83 | 93% | 2012-10-18 |
21157. | Yolandi H (yoli_lc) | 68.83 | 95% | 2023-06-29 |
21158. | Wumi (wumi) | 68.83 | 97% | 2016-10-27 |
21159. | Teddy (y10d) | 68.83 | 98% | 2012-08-31 |
21160. | jakis (myron) | 68.83 | 97% | 2011-06-26 |
21161. | Roland (branr3) | 68.83 | 94% | 2013-10-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |