The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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23584. | LightningMcQueen (yeezyyeezy) | 64.77 | 90% | 2017-03-31 |
23585. | Muhammad (256shoaib) | 64.77 | 92% | 2012-11-10 |
23586. | Hridya (soulwalker) | 64.76 | 96% | 2022-06-08 |
23587. | Timothy (ttphout) | 64.76 | 96% | 2016-04-20 |
23588. | Duda (dudadornelles) | 64.76 | — | 2011-01-05 |
23589. | Markus (himike) | 64.76 | — | 2011-03-07 |
23590. | Josh (fiyer) | 64.76 | 95% | 2021-05-11 |
23591. | scw (renderloop) | 64.75 | 97% | 2012-11-10 |
23592. | Le (superquay) | 64.75 | — | 2010-12-08 |
23593. | Yash (royal_ralhi) | 64.75 | 96% | 2022-07-06 |
23594. | Archie (runemoose42) | 64.74 | 96% | 2018-06-02 |
23595. | Luke (gidgehuet) | 64.74 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
23596. | Antonny (kennelkiz) | 64.74 | 96% | 2019-05-12 |
23597. | wonstar (won808) | 64.74 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
23598. | Harish (harish1995) | 64.73 | 96% | 2018-07-25 |
23599. | Kornel (kornelt) | 64.73 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
23600. | Guest (njdarton) | 64.72 | — | 2010-12-01 |
23601. | Buttersauce (eljay808) | 64.72 | — | 2009-07-31 |
23602. | Anton (arbfm) | 64.72 | 91% | 2017-01-12 |
23603. | c (cdavid010111) | 64.72 | — | 2011-02-15 |
23604. | Josh (debstep142) | 64.72 | 95% | 2017-08-24 |
23605. | Alex (kolosux) | 64.71 | 95% | 2013-02-16 |
23606. | Amal (nemesis_of_99) | 64.71 | — | 2010-03-11 |
23607. | Sal (salmanmirghasemi) | 64.71 | 92% | 2016-10-29 |
23608. | Luis (hahachavez) | 64.71 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
23609. | Jhonny (jhonny_space0ut) | 64.71 | 96% | 2021-09-26 |
23610. | Mouhamed (karlosalol) | 64.70 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
23611. | almeai (almeai) | 64.70 | 94% | 2021-01-14 |
23612. | VenkatNaryan (venkatttwenty) | 64.70 | 93% | 2022-09-27 |
23613. | Marián (marianstarek) | 64.70 | 95% | 2014-02-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |