The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7483. | Loki (loki_kingcobruh) | 94.50 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
7484. | Slim (17slim) | 94.50 | 96% | 2017-03-06 |
7485. | Mr (tallguy) | 94.50 | — | 2009-05-04 |
7486. | dave (ryuzog) | 94.50 | — | 2008-09-07 |
7487. | Jonathan (joniss) | 94.49 | 98% | 2012-10-12 |
7488. | bo (biznessmun) | 94.49 | 98% | 2021-08-25 |
7489. | thangerines (thangerines) | 94.49 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
7490. | JD (jigglyjd) | 94.49 | 99% | 2023-07-27 |
7491. | Jake (jasala) | 94.48 | 97% | 2022-01-07 |
7492. | Reuben (zer0xity) | 94.48 | 92% | 2017-01-10 |
7493. | Alfy (bluealfy1509) | 94.48 | — | 2011-03-14 |
7494. | Arthur (atseng1729) | 94.48 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
7495. | iBringDaLULZ (ibringdalulzz) | 94.47 | 98% | 2015-06-09 |
7496. | Hans (geohans41) | 94.47 | 97% | 2016-07-07 |
7497. | quirino (codeforces) | 94.47 | 97% | 2022-07-27 |
7498. | aman (amanostrich) | 94.47 | 94% | 2016-11-26 |
7499. | peter (mazzmos) | 94.46 | 97% | 2013-01-21 |
7500. | Ami (amivu) | 94.46 | — | 2011-03-23 |
7501. | Kerp (shaqdiesel) | 94.46 | 98% | 2023-09-21 |
7502. | lucky (luckyidonline) | 94.46 | 96% | 2023-09-27 |
7503. | Taco (tacobandit) | 94.45 | — | 2010-01-13 |
7504. | Kimberly (kimberlynf) | 94.45 | 97% | 2011-08-28 |
7505. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 94.45 | 99% | 2022-04-27 |
7506. | zat (teacup) | 94.45 | 97% | 2014-09-22 |
7507. | lae (laenahtan) | 94.44 | 95% | 2022-10-13 |
7508. | rocketjumpa (dbatac) | 94.44 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
7509. | Meg (mgos23) | 94.44 | — | 2008-12-23 |
7510. | Amanda (nochu11) | 94.43 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
7511. | Caroline (caroline_sln) | 94.43 | 98% | 2014-12-15 |
7512. | e00d (e00d) | 94.43 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |