So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13887. | Ram (ramg95) | 77.61 | 95% | 2013-09-15 |
13888. | JS (druxl) | 77.61 | 98% | 2013-09-01 |
13889. | Appel (appeltert) | 77.60 | 97% | 2019-12-16 |
13890. | Eryk (fatmamma) | 77.60 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
13891. | evan (eash628) | 77.60 | — | 2010-10-09 |
13892. | Dominic (captainnemodom@hot... | 77.60 | — | 2009-02-21 |
13893. | Sashwin (switch_0107) | 77.59 | 96% | 2022-12-02 |
13894. | pusdestroyer (cyleux) | 77.59 | 96% | 2019-09-12 |
13895. | Jake (tommytwotoes) | 77.59 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
13896. | Isaac (zeek9716) | 77.59 | 97% | 2017-12-01 |
13897. | Mark (corollal) | 77.59 | 97% | 2023-08-09 |
13898. | Cezar (iamagod666) | 77.59 | 94% | 2016-05-25 |
13899. | Rosalyn (raisetheroof) | 77.59 | 95% | 2013-08-17 |
13900. | Dess (usuck) | 77.59 | — | 2009-02-19 |
13901. | Paul (revolt12) | 77.59 | 94% | 2012-02-12 |
13902. | Lucian (lucianthomaz) | 77.59 | 94% | 2014-04-28 |
13903. | Arthas (arthalich) | 77.58 | 99% | 2022-08-16 |
13904. | Patrik (pbody) | 77.58 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
13905. | Jalil (jac28088788) | 77.58 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
13906. | username (jessebot) | 77.58 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
13907. | rob (jungfeller) | 77.58 | — | 2009-10-19 |
13908. | Chris (stephan_hunter) | 77.58 | 93% | 2011-11-01 |
13909. | Salmon (salmonofdoubt) | 77.58 | 92% | 2017-05-06 |
13910. | Zack (zbrooks) | 77.58 | 97% | 2016-03-11 |
13911. | Lee (hotdjlee) | 77.58 | 96% | 2013-02-22 |
13912. | tstats[aldotroid] (aldotroid) | 77.57 | 96% | 2014-09-05 |
13913. | kk (kkqu) | 77.57 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
13914. | Israel (izzy86) | 77.57 | 96% | 2019-08-02 |
13915. | dk (mash_potatoes) | 77.57 | — | 2009-11-17 |
13916. | ernzt (ernzt28) | 77.57 | 98% | 2013-02-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |