So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
15300. | Samantha (trueanimaldefender6) | 75.19 | 97% | 2018-10-21 |
15301. | (keralis74) | 75.19 | 99% | 2021-03-24 |
15302. | Darren (darrensey) | 75.19 | 94% | 2021-03-07 |
15303. | Abhi (geekyabhi) | 75.19 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
15304. | Haza (hazalmao) | 75.19 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
15305. | Ken (kenny7sccr) | 75.19 | 97% | 2012-12-04 |
15306. | Chris (birdbrainer) | 75.18 | 95% | 2013-07-30 |
15307. | Marcy (melvindvorak) | 75.18 | 94% | 2017-01-18 |
15308. | Erdenebat (speed8019) | 75.18 | 97% | 2023-03-23 |
15309. | oops (thinktank) | 75.18 | 95% | 2013-01-05 |
15310. | Jorge (jquiroz728) | 75.18 | 96% | 2017-11-17 |
15311. | Suhas (suhaskurup) | 75.18 | 97% | 2020-01-23 |
15312. | Maria (mariam1) | 75.18 | — | 2008-11-22 |
15313. | Guest (nextelement) | 75.18 | 98% | 2016-10-22 |
15314. | Daniel (ganestalay) | 75.18 | 97% | 2018-12-17 |
15315. | Bach (bwv988) | 75.18 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
15316. | Fillip (fillipdots) | 75.17 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
15317. | Kaeng (xxx_hikari) | 75.17 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
15318. | donkeysbanana (donkeysbanana) | 75.17 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
15319. | Bernard (booournz) | 75.17 | 96% | 2017-09-04 |
15320. | Anh (yayme12345) | 75.17 | — | 2009-07-30 |
15321. | zevelyn (ikrarwinata) | 75.16 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
15322. | Sam (epixzz) | 75.16 | 98% | 2017-11-21 |
15323. | Amit (adeon6) | 75.16 | — | 2010-01-16 |
15324. | Joe (thejow) | 75.16 | — | 2010-07-08 |
15325. | Doordarshan (slow_as_snail) | 75.16 | 96% | 2014-09-27 |
15326. | Shotsov (shotsov_qvickly) | 75.16 | 94% | 2011-12-28 |
15327. | Zachary (funnyzakk) | 75.16 | 90% | 2015-07-24 |
15328. | Alvin (alvinpiter) | 75.16 | 99% | 2018-12-26 |
15329. | Marwan (merwa3) | 75.15 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |