So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5014. | na (fenror) | 98.73 | — | 2009-04-14 |
5015. | TahirIqbal (tahiriqbal) | 98.73 | 97% | 2016-08-05 |
5016. | Eternal (eternalseraph333) | 98.73 | 92% | 2012-01-14 |
5017. | Steven (omnidestiny) | 98.72 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
5018. | Chris (figuresofstick) | 98.72 | 97% | 2015-10-25 |
5019. | Dylan (deedub) | 98.72 | 96% | 2016-01-16 |
5020. | Pcgnome (pcgnome) | 98.71 | 97% | 2023-02-14 |
5021. | Joe (neimad7) | 98.71 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
5022. | Taylor (zarr_) | 98.71 | 94% | 2013-01-10 |
5023. | Xander (xandejesus) | 98.70 | 98% | 2022-02-06 |
5024. | ben (bumbleben7) | 98.70 | 95% | 2021-05-24 |
5025. | Austin (ahn94) | 98.70 | 98% | 2015-06-25 |
5026. | Cadi (ceeglenn1994) | 98.69 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
5027. | Nikhil (haddr) | 98.69 | 98% | 2022-10-22 |
5028. | Deez N. (butterfingazz) | 98.69 | 92% | 2016-01-18 |
5029. | epic (_epic_l4d2) | 98.69 | 18% | 2011-08-17 |
5030. | terence (teeyau) | 98.68 | 98% | 2020-01-25 |
5031. | Danny (sirnarwhalbacon) | 98.68 | 97% | 2013-11-14 |
5032. | α+ßx+ε (wrodar) | 98.68 | 98% | 2014-10-18 |
5033. | Ninfia (ninfia) | 98.67 | 92% | 2014-12-28 |
5034. | ZlotZ (zlotz) | 98.67 | 97% | 2019-05-31 |
5035. | Lucas (supermug) | 98.66 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
5036. | Ronnie (ronnie15) | 98.66 | 97% | 2012-10-03 |
5037. | Cheryl (portia75) | 98.66 | — | 2011-03-06 |
5038. | Jared (furukie) | 98.65 | 95% | 2013-04-19 |
5039. | Tats (tatss) | 98.64 | 99% | 2021-03-21 |
5040. | Mike (mike_dvorak) | 98.64 | 95% | 2013-07-20 |
5041. | :) (dreikaiser) | 98.64 | 91% | 2016-03-17 |
5042. | Caleb (pupilwarrior) | 98.63 | 97% | 2012-07-01 |
5043. | Lord (planta) | 98.62 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |