So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
8477. | moo (mcgalaxy) | 88.65 | 96% | 2020-10-17 |
8478. | Ian (holeyness) | 88.65 | 91% | 2017-05-01 |
8479. | Radonik (stevenk01) | 88.64 | 96% | 2022-08-22 |
8480. | bear (xx420typeslayer420xx) | 88.64 | 98% | 2019-06-05 |
8481. | Mike (mikethompsontech) | 88.63 | 95% | 2015-05-30 |
8482. | frustratedtyper (frustrated... | 88.62 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
8483. | Eli (elithesped) | 88.62 | 95% | 2022-03-01 |
8484. | james (bababouillie) | 88.62 | 98% | 2022-11-30 |
8485. | Macho (johnsonslightbulb) | 88.62 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
8486. | Val (valenre) | 88.62 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
8487. | Refu (omgwhyme) | 88.62 | 94% | 2012-10-27 |
8488. | Cat (pliva) | 88.62 | 94% | 2012-09-18 |
8489. | Ian (unapparatus) | 88.61 | 97% | 2012-09-13 |
8490. | Bryan (bmoney217) | 88.61 | 99% | 2023-08-16 |
8491. | Tasvirul (tasvirul) | 88.61 | 99% | 2017-08-16 |
8492. | I am the (afghanistan2) | 88.61 | 99% | 2014-07-24 |
8493. | Vexors (vexors) | 88.60 | 95% | 2016-05-31 |
8494. | Largo (aswad2) | 88.60 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
8495. | JG (killerpiranahs) | 88.60 | — | 2010-11-11 |
8496. | Always (alwayslast123) | 88.59 | 98% | 2017-09-13 |
8497. | MarxistLeninist (alasma) | 88.59 | 97% | 2016-07-09 |
8498. | Kieran (glasses85) | 88.59 | 96% | 2015-03-04 |
8499. | Isaiah (reshilimar) | 88.58 | 94% | 2013-03-22 |
8500. | Joe (joefromlongisland) | 88.58 | 99% | 2015-09-10 |
8501. | tstats[yam] (yammagar) | 88.57 | 97.6% | 2023-10-11 |
8502. | Caleb (syfulis) | 88.57 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
8503. | Chaddley (chadracer69) | 88.57 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
8504. | Daniel (belakor) | 88.57 | 98% | 2011-09-29 |
8505. | Justin (necrosan) | 88.57 | 97% | 2017-07-11 |
8506. | Andrew (scythe89) | 88.57 | — | 2011-03-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |