So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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30984. | Raymond (racerwins) | 47.89 | 96% | 2015-03-01 |
30985. | rushmin (panduka) | 47.89 | 95% | 2014-01-14 |
30986. | Shahriar (jubayer03) | 47.88 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
30987. | CKCheese (ckcheese) | 47.88 | 93% | 2020-03-25 |
30988. | ferrari (dharmkumar) | 47.88 | 94% | 2015-05-06 |
30989. | Deanna (deanna) | 47.88 | — | 2008-08-21 |
30990. | emily (emily_watston) | 47.87 | 96% | 2022-09-12 |
30991. | Mohammad (mostat) | 47.87 | 94% | 2021-11-14 |
30992. | y (bzy107) | 47.87 | 95% | 2022-05-06 |
30993. | SPIDER (spider_1) | 47.87 | 96% | 2023-07-28 |
30994. | Momen (momen99) | 47.87 | 94% | 2020-08-22 |
30995. | Rubine_e (rubine_e) | 47.87 | 93% | 2021-01-22 |
30996. | Alo (alooo) | 47.87 | 98% | 2019-11-24 |
30997. | Oskar (dailypants) | 47.86 | 96% | 2018-04-08 |
30998. | katherine (cherrycream25) | 47.86 | — | 2011-03-08 |
30999. | chris (androidmk) | 47.86 | 91% | 2014-11-26 |
31000. | Aman (amansharma10) | 47.85 | 98% | 2021-09-26 |
31001. | Srdjan (srle1312) | 47.85 | 95% | 2021-12-09 |
31002. | Hunter (hunterthegodgod) | 47.85 | 96% | 2020-09-09 |
31003. | vbk (vbk_) | 47.85 | 96% | 2023-01-19 |
31004. | Uddi (uddi_racer19) | 47.85 | 96% | 2021-08-28 |
31005. | Phazli (phazli) | 47.85 | — | 2010-03-20 |
31006. | paritosh (caffeine) | 47.85 | 97% | 2015-07-06 |
31007. | Amine (xabri) | 47.84 | 90% | 2017-04-26 |
31008. | plankboii (plankboii) | 47.84 | 91% | 2016-07-25 |
31009. | Sang Sabil (sangsabil217) | 47.84 | 92% | 2021-05-15 |
31010. | Vidar (vidar) | 47.83 | — | 2009-06-22 |
31011. | Augustin (tino) | 47.83 | — | 2008-11-06 |
31012. | Minh (mjnhpzo) | 47.82 | 94% | 2021-05-31 |
31013. | Hyaweh (hyawehhoshikawa) | 47.82 | — | 2009-11-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |