So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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31486. | kashif (muhammadkashifjawed) | 46.63 | 96% | 2023-08-08 |
31487. | asdf (blackbirdsigloo) | 46.63 | 95% | 2021-11-11 |
31488. | Snoopy (snoop) | 46.63 | — | 2009-04-28 |
31489. | JesusOnSteroid (cersertype) | 46.63 | 97% | 2015-07-19 |
31490. | ♘ ℙяαвнαт (dawnavd) | 46.62 | 91% | 2013-11-01 |
31491. | Stephen (stefford) | 46.62 | 98% | 2022-05-17 |
31492. | amrite (amrite) | 46.62 | 94% | 2017-06-05 |
31493. | qwertymins (qwertymins) | 46.61 | 97% | 2022-07-13 |
31494. | Jet (cdfjr4) | 46.61 | 92% | 2014-01-14 |
31495. | eylül (quackie) | 46.61 | 94% | 2021-02-18 |
31496. | BRIAN (moomaw) | 46.61 | 89% | 2011-07-13 |
31497. | mae (uzumae) | 46.61 | — | 2010-11-25 |
31498. | mat O (mat_o) | 46.60 | 98% | 2019-09-09 |
31499. | learning (mehta128) | 46.60 | 94% | 2020-11-05 |
31500. | Ariana (aristarla) | 46.60 | — | 2010-10-09 |
31501. | naren (demontyper) | 46.60 | 90% | 2011-09-02 |
31502. | Aarvaan (aarvaan) | 46.59 | 97% | 2021-10-02 |
31503. | Dnyanendra (danyk_16) | 46.59 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
31504. | Dylan (funkadelishman) | 46.59 | — | 2010-03-13 |
31505. | JBrocksfellas (jbrocksfellas) | 46.59 | 95.8% | 2023-10-26 |
31506. | Derek (indigo_3) | 46.59 | 97% | 2017-10-24 |
31507. | Tomasz (tserbinowski) | 46.59 | 99% | 2019-09-16 |
31508. | mahmoud (mahmoud_l86805) | 46.59 | 96% | 2021-01-31 |
31509. | Nancy (nancynon) | 46.59 | — | 2008-12-03 |
31510. | Gyula (yoodlee) | 46.59 | — | 2009-09-10 |
31511. | SRINIVASA VARMA (varma369) | 46.59 | 95% | 2012-02-11 |
31512. | Sumski-Smrdljivac🏑🦨... | 46.58 | 95% | 2020-12-09 |
31513. | Apples (apples07) | 46.58 | 93% | 2016-05-15 |
31514. | Pouya (pouyal) | 46.57 | 94% | 2021-10-17 |
31515. | Dan1elB (daniellk) | 46.56 | 96% | 2023-06-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |