So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
30956. | Syrgak (syrgak) | 47.96 | 95% | 2022-09-29 |
30957. | KauĆ£ (fernandes10) | 47.96 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
30958. | Rod (twors_colemak) | 47.96 | 95% | 2021-06-07 |
30959. | evil (evilreturn) | 47.96 | 89% | 2013-08-02 |
30960. | weise (jnrkwekua) | 47.96 | 96% | 2014-09-12 |
30961. | Jaideep (minusseven) | 47.96 | 92% | 2013-04-15 |
30962. | John (daydreamerjohn) | 47.96 | 95% | 2013-06-20 |
30963. | tstats[rahugg_] (rahugg_) | 47.95 | 94% | 2022-03-08 |
30964. | Muhammad Galih (jarotgemink) | 47.94 | 92% | 2023-09-04 |
30965. | panda (gloriouspanda) | 47.94 | 97.4% | 2021-02-26 |
30966. | Aaron (aaron5457) | 47.93 | 92% | 2021-07-02 |
30967. | Ankit (baiskhiyar) | 47.93 | 93% | 2021-01-13 |
30968. | Alexis (incmach) | 47.93 | — | 2008-08-30 |
30969. | fname (jodeapple) | 47.93 | 88% | 2017-05-17 |
30970. | Reudismam (reudismam) | 47.92 | 92% | 2013-10-27 |
30971. | khadijah (khadijah) | 47.92 | — | 2009-03-24 |
30972. | Shajan (shajanvm) | 47.91 | — | 2008-09-15 |
30973. | Kanlachan (mustboa) | 47.91 | — | 2009-09-08 |
30974. | Dominic (unimog) | 47.91 | 90% | 2015-10-13 |
30975. | Alex (therapy) | 47.91 | — | 2008-12-03 |
30976. | yoyo (i0y0) | 47.91 | 92% | 2015-02-06 |
30977. | ElinaZzZ (elenaized) | 47.90 | 84% | 2012-08-23 |
30978. | Ghribi (kaspersaif) | 47.90 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
30979. | denys (denisoh) | 47.89 | 90% | 2016-09-04 |
30980. | slobo (slobo55) | 47.89 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
30981. | Don Quixote (crunchjunkie) | 47.89 | 99% | 2021-09-23 |
30982. | CptnAzk (cptnazk) | 47.89 | 96% | 2023-03-18 |
30983. | Vasudha (vuvuzella) | 47.89 | — | 2010-07-31 |
30984. | Matt (matthewsfanclub) | 47.89 | 89% | 2014-01-01 |
30985. | JJP7 (jjp7) | 47.89 | 94% | 2019-06-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |