So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
5895. | eah (hakeaa) | 95.80 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
5896. | Alexander (dawgsrlife) | 95.80 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
5897. | Xymos (xymos) | 95.80 | 88% | 2016-04-06 |
5898. | john (onobones) | 95.80 | — | 2008-12-02 |
5899. | NCSnyda (ncsnyda) | 95.79 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
5900. | Pixel269 (pixeltwosixnine) | 95.78 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
5901. | Lemuel (lemuelinchrist) | 95.78 | 97% | 2012-09-20 |
5902. | Accuracy is the key. (janga... | 95.78 | 96% | 2011-08-16 |
5903. | Justin (zexcel) | 95.77 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
5904. | Suresh (sureshkapri0) | 95.77 | 99% | 2018-07-19 |
5905. | pianofluteflute (pianoflute... | 95.76 | 99% | 2022-12-22 |
5906. | dong (dongdong7) | 95.75 | 96.9% | 2023-10-10 |
5907. | AJ (coolgrayaj) | 95.75 | 95% | 2016-02-20 |
5908. | Benjamin (benje00) | 95.74 | 97% | 2016-11-21 |
5909. | dave (noonzz) | 95.73 | 96% | 2016-01-01 |
5910. | ßönßön® (bsamontinajr) | 95.73 | 97% | 2015-09-21 |
5911. | Peter (gmontag) | 95.72 | 98% | 2018-06-23 |
5912. | TapTapTappy (tomcolemak) | 95.72 | 96% | 2019-02-08 |
5913. | script/script (henville12) | 95.72 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
5914. | nancy (wasteoftime) | 95.72 | 96% | 2016-02-01 |
5915. | Anshul (mrmadman) | 95.72 | — | 2010-04-11 |
5916. | Ali (aliq) | 95.72 | 94% | 2016-01-10 |
5917. | josh (supeveryone) | 95.71 | 95% | 2014-03-10 |
5918. | Paolo (koolkalang) | 95.71 | 98% | 2014-01-07 |
5919. | Phạm Lãng (blackdhcm) | 95.71 | 100% | 2015-01-31 |
5920. | Asad (system3142) | 95.69 | 97% | 2012-09-19 |
5921. | lettel (lettel) | 95.69 | 100% | 2023-01-01 |
5922. | Kareem (k_bis_dar) | 95.69 | 100% | 2021-03-11 |
5923. | Leoking (pentatonix) | 95.69 | 91% | 2013-10-24 |
5924. | Chelsea (ckc51187) | 95.69 | — | 2010-08-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |