So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
32693. | Bodas (bodas10) | 42.97 | 93% | 2015-12-08 |
32694. | erick (take8slow) | 42.97 | — | 2009-07-31 |
32695. | varun (waldon) | 42.97 | — | 2010-10-23 |
32696. | Juuso (jmheik) | 42.96 | — | 2009-11-12 |
32697. | The Q (vatzman) | 42.95 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
32698. | khurram (khurram123) | 42.95 | 81% | 2013-10-26 |
32699. | kateryna (kateryna_y) | 42.95 | 96% | 2013-08-26 |
32700. | Samer (phantomlemon) | 42.94 | 95% | 2018-03-06 |
32701. | Wan (wchtmy) | 42.94 | 95% | 2011-05-23 |
32702. | tstats[blitztage] (blitztage) | 42.93 | 94% | 2021-01-01 |
32703. | Konstantinos (kontak) | 42.93 | 94% | 2019-10-28 |
32704. | Steve (winaymarka) | 42.93 | — | 2009-11-15 |
32705. | 레나 (hddjec_jfei) | 42.92 | 94% | 2023-07-23 |
32706. | Prattoy (novaprattoy) | 42.92 | 95% | 2021-01-19 |
32707. | Mark (zhacarias) | 42.92 | 86% | 2015-04-11 |
32708. | Pete (bgblokjny) | 42.92 | 93% | 2014-03-22 |
32709. | Tom (tomnuk) | 42.91 | 94% | 2021-05-22 |
32710. | YoPaPa (yopapnosuck_) | 42.91 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
32711. | Chung (sunnylee) | 42.91 | — | 2011-04-01 |
32712. | ElTrappo (el_trappo88) | 42.90 | 95% | 2021-03-14 |
32713. | David (davyneat) | 42.90 | 97% | 2016-09-10 |
32714. | Jacob (marriedforlife134) | 42.90 | 85% | 2014-05-03 |
32715. | Drakka (drakkathedark) | 42.88 | 94% | 2021-06-15 |
32716. | Chris (clcastillo) | 42.88 | 95% | 2021-06-15 |
32717. | nguyen (nguyenchithanh) | 42.88 | — | 2008-10-28 |
32718. | amr (blackmailer) | 42.87 | 89% | 2015-01-29 |
32719. | Batkhishig (btkshg) | 42.87 | 94% | 2021-03-04 |
32720. | CHETAN (chetanghediya) | 42.87 | — | 2010-12-03 |
32721. | Said (porta_said) | 42.86 | 92% | 2022-12-26 |
32722. | ANJAY (ariajoes) | 42.86 | 93% | 2023-04-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |