So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11024. | CJ (cjnfl) | 82.97 | 95% | 2018-09-15 |
11025. | xxneoxx (xxneoxx) | 82.97 | 99% | 2022-08-26 |
11026. | Adam (woohooman) | 82.97 | 96% | 2011-05-17 |
11027. | mv0 (the_oko) | 82.97 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
11028. | Sleepy (yipyap) | 82.97 | 90% | 2016-11-12 |
11029. | Andrew (andrewykim528) | 82.96 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
11030. | Emma (emseusa) | 82.96 | 94% | 2013-02-03 |
11031. | Leon (leon22) | 82.96 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
11032. | Justin (fluents) | 82.96 | 90% | 2012-01-07 |
11033. | Rob (aftershock7) | 82.96 | 98% | 2016-02-17 |
11034. | Mellanik (mellanik) | 82.95 | 96% | 2022-10-21 |
11035. | ElfIv (elfiv) | 82.95 | 96% | 2023-05-23 |
11036. | InCredH (harsh_hegishte) | 82.95 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
11037. | wazani (wazani) | 82.95 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
11038. | Leimondu (roshia) | 82.95 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
11039. | Dylan (parable) | 82.95 | — | 2009-03-07 |
11040. | Tryhardest (tryhardest) | 82.94 | 93.4% | 2023-10-11 |
11041. | Sam (special_cookie) | 82.94 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
11042. | Dang Hai (haidanghoang178) | 82.94 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
11043. | Richard (richardgew) | 82.94 | 92% | 2016-03-19 |
11044. | Alina (doge_suchwow) | 82.94 | 93% | 2015-03-26 |
11045. | Sanbi (ss8vd) | 82.94 | — | 2010-08-04 |
11046. | sandy (sandrapanda) | 82.94 | — | 2009-10-30 |
11047. | bell (kcshamrock) | 82.93 | 95% | 2020-03-19 |
11048. | Kailan (kailan) | 82.93 | 95% | 2013-05-16 |
11049. | asdf (doctorworm) | 82.93 | 99% | 2019-12-21 |
11050. | Susan (pfpigs) | 82.93 | 94% | 2017-05-01 |
11051. | Dante (infern03) | 82.93 | — | 2010-08-16 |
11052. | Viktor (kingerino) | 82.92 | 97% | 2022-11-24 |
11053. | Ankit Kumar (ankitnain) | 82.92 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |