So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11463. | John (johnl) | 82.16 | — | 2009-03-16 |
11464. | Nazar (spartypro) | 82.15 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
11465. | Benjamin (bcohen) | 82.15 | 98% | 2020-06-10 |
11466. | shanranran (shanranran) | 82.15 | 97% | 2023-01-13 |
11467. | Chaewon (raz3124) | 82.15 | 96% | 2021-02-22 |
11468. | [jtucci] (jtucci) | 82.15 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
11469. | Foxtrot (foxytrot) | 82.15 | 97% | 2022-02-22 |
11470. | Baraa (the_legend_b) | 82.15 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
11471. | Dylan (dylantackoor) | 82.15 | 88% | 2015-12-29 |
11472. | Tongyi (shent) | 82.15 | 95% | 2016-09-05 |
11473. | Teer (resorz) | 82.15 | 93% | 2013-10-18 |
11474. | Dylan (ateleisonmybelly) | 82.15 | 96% | 2011-11-22 |
11475. | Max (kinginthenorth78) | 82.14 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
11476. | Tim (rmeyes) | 82.14 | 98% | 2012-03-11 |
11477. | Ranjit (ranjit) | 82.14 | 94% | 2013-10-04 |
11478. | NetBookKid (drdynamicnb) | 82.14 | 98% | 2012-12-22 |
11479. | Vans (socalvan) | 82.13 | 95% | 2012-07-27 |
11480. | Bede (breadstickx) | 82.13 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
11481. | ddd (ryrz) | 82.13 | 97% | 2023-04-16 |
11482. | Said (surrenderordie) | 82.13 | 96% | 2015-11-17 |
11483. | Jay (jaybeaver) | 82.13 | 93% | 2012-10-12 |
11484. | Stacey (slisac) | 82.13 | 96% | 2012-09-26 |
11485. | maks (boredmaks) | 82.13 | 98% | 2013-11-18 |
11486. | Ryan (giantsfan39) | 82.12 | 95% | 2022-08-27 |
11487. | Vivek (vivekvc) | 82.12 | 96% | 2023-06-07 |
11488. | pap (papasi) | 82.12 | 99% | 2013-09-16 |
11489. | Catriona (shibumi) | 82.12 | 100% | 2011-08-28 |
11490. | Brent (tyrranicide) | 82.12 | 87% | 2014-08-10 |
11491. | YellowWizard (dood123) | 82.12 | 97% | 2013-11-22 |
11492. | Doom's Day (2032) | 82.12 | 94% | 2012-10-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |