So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5874. | Timothy (qffafq) | 95.85 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
5875. | Jules (julesbry) | 95.85 | 96% | 2012-10-21 |
5876. | Ian (penguln) | 95.85 | 98% | 2018-11-24 |
5877. | Nicholas (nicholaswong03) | 95.85 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
5878. | Dean (syke24) | 95.85 | 98% | 2015-09-08 |
5879. | Halbro (halmattalib) | 95.85 | 92% | 2016-08-01 |
5880. | tstats[daball] (daball) | 95.85 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
5881. | Nghia (ntntnghia) | 95.85 | 96% | 2011-07-28 |
5882. | Natasha (cellblocktango) | 95.85 | — | 2009-08-13 |
5883. | Cat On A Computer (elrot_) | 95.84 | 97% | 2018-06-22 |
5884. | Noah (vibrantzzz) | 95.84 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
5885. | lauta70 (lauta70) | 95.84 | 97% | 2022-10-23 |
5886. | celina (faithpotato) | 95.84 | 98% | 2012-09-19 |
5887. | sweetles (sweetles) | 95.83 | — | 2011-01-07 |
5888. | Rebecca (sleepdontvisit) | 95.83 | 91% | 2015-05-19 |
5889. | Nishant (nishanttotla) | 95.83 | 98% | 2013-03-04 |
5890. | Abishiek (abishiek_12) | 95.82 | 97% | 2022-09-12 |
5891. | Simon (simms34) | 95.82 | 95% | 2013-08-05 |
5892. | Kevin (p_wumpkin) | 95.81 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
5893. | ChK (chkg2a) | 95.81 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
5894. | Bob (hitleryclinton) | 95.81 | 90% | 2016-04-08 |
5895. | Michael (magnitude) | 95.81 | 91% | 2017-05-01 |
5896. | Luc (lucryu) | 95.81 | 91% | 2013-09-10 |
5897. | Stephanie (deepsecret) | 95.81 | — | 2009-05-10 |
5898. | eah (hakeaa) | 95.80 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
5899. | Alexander (dawgsrlife) | 95.80 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
5900. | Xymos (xymos) | 95.80 | 88% | 2016-04-06 |
5901. | john (onobones) | 95.80 | — | 2008-12-02 |
5902. | NCSnyda (ncsnyda) | 95.79 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
5903. | Pixel269 (pixeltwosixnine) | 95.78 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |