So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
16630. | Taken (takenkills) | 72.80 | 94.8% | 2021-02-20 |
16631. | Kittipop (kittipopice) | 72.80 | 95% | 2018-11-03 |
16632. | George (georgedmi) | 72.80 | 97% | 2019-10-28 |
16633. | (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━... | 72.80 | — | 2010-11-29 |
16634. | Max (morex) | 72.80 | — | 2009-08-11 |
16635. | Vishnu (vishnu6174) | 72.79 | 95.8% | 2023-09-27 |
16636. | Aria (spaceface32) | 72.79 | 96% | 2021-03-20 |
16637. | Paramesh (hsemarap) | 72.79 | 97% | 2016-04-17 |
16638. | Ferat (gadreel) | 72.79 | 96% | 2016-08-01 |
16639. | Gregor (gysi) | 72.79 | 98% | 2014-10-25 |
16640. | Ptr. - Dots (asylum) | 72.79 | — | 2010-12-24 |
16641. | Alwin (al_888) | 72.79 | 93% | 2014-11-20 |
16642. | Rav (impaledbison) | 72.78 | 96% | 2021-09-21 |
16643. | sanny (scd92318) | 72.78 | 97% | 2023-04-08 |
16644. | anurag tara (fastest_racer) | 72.78 | 98% | 2022-03-03 |
16645. | Hitler (imnothitler) | 72.78 | — | 2010-02-18 |
16646. | Kirin (emptomatoketchup) | 72.77 | 94% | 2021-10-06 |
16647. | Jerome (jrocket_28) | 72.77 | 95% | 2019-10-08 |
16648. | Anthony (lieant95) | 72.77 | 96% | 2019-01-20 |
16649. | sillyboy (sillyboyva) | 72.77 | 94% | 2012-01-26 |
16650. | The Cup!D (slowly_but_sure) | 72.76 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
16651. | flashy (flashy1996) | 72.76 | 96% | 2022-07-18 |
16652. | Amy (amyyy_) | 72.76 | — | 2010-08-25 |
16653. | Bruno (brunoi171) | 72.76 | 95% | 2015-05-30 |
16654. | Vasu (vasushash_2016) | 72.75 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
16655. | Nano (nanohezna) | 72.75 | 85% | 2016-02-11 |
16656. | Kay (verifyid) | 72.75 | — | 2011-03-10 |
16657. | AJ (aj_jaswanth) | 72.75 | 88% | 2015-08-24 |
16658. | sukudo299 (sukudo299) | 72.75 | — | 2009-11-04 |
16659. | Manolo (manolom) | 72.75 | 94% | 2012-03-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |