So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3005. | Ronnie (ronnie1155) | 107.36 | 96% | 2017-01-12 |
3006. | d (hirundinidae) | 107.35 | 98% | 2021-03-28 |
3007. | sakhaprox (rportnoy) | 107.35 | 99% | 2021-06-09 |
3008. | qwerty (vinc456) | 107.35 | — | 2010-04-01 |
3009. | Viraj (viraj_1995) | 107.35 | 94% | 2012-06-24 |
3010. | Ydna (zhylph) | 107.34 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
3011. | Emily (emilyz799) | 107.34 | 99% | 2023-02-14 |
3012. | Jonathan (ilaghardcore) | 107.34 | 98% | 2022-10-12 |
3013. | Ryan (rjmg) | 107.33 | 97% | 2020-08-15 |
3014. | kekeron (kekeron) | 107.32 | 95% | 2013-04-01 |
3015. | Heath (atpiii) | 107.32 | — | 2010-07-09 |
3016. | Moonroof (moonroof) | 107.31 | 97% | 2012-06-07 |
3017. | kran (krvnberry) | 107.30 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
3018. | The Planck (djsauble) | 107.30 | 99% | 2018-12-20 |
3019. | benhalfpap (happypappy21) | 107.29 | 96.8% | 2023-10-30 |
3020. | Jim (legerity) | 107.29 | — | 2010-11-06 |
3021. | Jimbo (sanosuke) | 107.28 | 96% | 2012-08-08 |
3022. | Jason (jaylo) | 107.28 | — | 2010-01-08 |
3023. | Shaurya (shaurya2399) | 107.27 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
3024. | Avalokiteshvara (igid) | 107.26 | — | 2010-04-27 |
3025. | Samuel (maganasamuel001@yah... | 107.25 | 100% | 2012-08-11 |
3026. | No (completehoax) | 107.24 | — | 2010-01-17 |
3027. | Amanda (amandafong) | 107.23 | 99% | 2020-03-22 |
3028. | Destiny (dmo9021) | 107.23 | 98% | 2021-06-15 |
3029. | Brian (brianyounq) | 107.23 | 97% | 2023-05-01 |
3030. | (uber_pro) | 107.23 | 88% | 2013-10-08 |
3031. | Steven (misterpear) | 107.23 | 93% | 2017-02-07 |
3032. | Yama (yamamushi) | 107.22 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
3033. | Pen (pen_hallow) | 107.22 | 99% | 2014-05-21 |
3034. | Xan (mazaku) | 107.21 | 93% | 2013-02-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |