So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13093. | kraken (pronto1) | 79.07 | 97% | 2022-07-02 |
13094. | Sourav (yashsaha555) | 79.07 | 98% | 2021-08-01 |
13095. | Jason (quakers) | 79.07 | 98% | 2017-09-08 |
13096. | Ally (cloneboy99) | 79.07 | 95% | 2015-03-29 |
13097. | Seth (arcc016) | 79.06 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
13098. | Alex (alex_ofl) | 79.06 | 99% | 2022-12-21 |
13099. | Oleg (braga01) | 79.06 | 97% | 2017-06-23 |
13100. | COMA (comaone) | 79.06 | — | 2008-12-22 |
13101. | Jonsel (collapz) | 79.06 | 97% | 2019-05-04 |
13102. | Patrick (pmahones) | 79.06 | 94% | 2014-07-02 |
13103. | Young (a7ive) | 79.05 | 99% | 2021-03-01 |
13104. | Mr. (jayskeels) | 79.05 | 97% | 2015-01-28 |
13105. | silverEyed (silvereyed) | 79.05 | — | 2010-04-23 |
13106. | Slim (avietnamesedude) | 79.04 | 97% | 2016-02-16 |
13107. | Guang (bestwillcui) | 79.04 | 94% | 2014-06-08 |
13108. | Philip (vanp) | 79.04 | — | 2010-03-13 |
13109. | Sothon (sothon) | 79.03 | 98.5% | 2021-01-29 |
13110. | Ronald (ronladred) | 79.03 | 97% | 2016-07-05 |
13111. | »»════SACHIN™... | 79.03 | 98% | 2013-11-16 |
13112. | Mozammel (mozammel) | 79.03 | 95% | 2016-03-25 |
13113. | Veronica (afdavis) | 79.03 | 98% | 2013-09-16 |
13114. | NeverQuitted (neverquitted) | 79.02 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
13115. | Pochiii (pochiii) | 79.02 | 96% | 2023-07-08 |
13116. | And (andzer0) | 79.02 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
13117. | niceu (nice_u) | 79.02 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
13118. | Will (smoothwillyd) | 79.02 | 96.9% | 2023-10-27 |
13119. | Maximilian (socanyou) | 79.02 | 93% | 2013-01-07 |
13120. | Chemist (themamba) | 79.02 | 92% | 2012-03-22 |
13121. | Pathum (pathum) | 79.02 | 94% | 2015-11-13 |
13122. | Henry (henryacton) | 79.02 | 92% | 2012-03-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |