So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
20735. | Alex (ameanberg) | 65.93 | — | 2010-12-20 |
20736. | Mubashir (monkegates) | 65.93 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
20737. | Sharas (sharas) | 65.93 | 92% | 2012-11-10 |
20738. | Tracer (stonecoleq) | 65.93 | 90% | 2016-05-05 |
20739. | Satkay (satkay) | 65.93 | 96% | 2011-08-02 |
20740. | Jj (issajacob) | 65.92 | 97% | 2020-05-06 |
20741. | Jonathan (jonathan888) | 65.92 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
20742. | Yao (yaoyao) | 65.92 | 92% | 2014-01-03 |
20743. | Salwe (salwetingh) | 65.92 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
20744. | Chen (ifimverywrong) | 65.92 | 98% | 2012-10-10 |
20745. | tstats[pervez1020] (pervez1... | 65.91 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
20746. | type (typeracer21st) | 65.91 | 95% | 2013-09-27 |
20747. | brian (brianlouis27) | 65.91 | 95% | 2018-03-19 |
20748. | No (bambusnippel) | 65.91 | 96% | 2018-02-18 |
20749. | varun100 (varun100) | 65.91 | 94% | 2012-03-08 |
20750. | shingo (anagman) | 65.91 | 94% | 2012-03-31 |
20751. | artix (artix595) | 65.90 | 95% | 2023-10-07 |
20752. | Debdip Das (dipto_debdip) | 65.90 | 95% | 2022-07-13 |
20753. | Alec (1lec) | 65.90 | 95% | 2020-08-02 |
20754. | Mohammad Hossein (mh1998) | 65.90 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
20755. | Guest (k935p) | 65.90 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
20756. | Toastie (tjmck) | 65.90 | 93% | 2016-02-24 |
20757. | Hellow (hellowi_99) | 65.90 | 97% | 2020-01-26 |
20758. | Vaishnav (vaishnavss8) | 65.90 | 92% | 2013-07-10 |
20759. | rembrandt (rembrandt) | 65.90 | 98% | 2013-10-05 |
20760. | Ayesha (candy_is) | 65.90 | — | 2011-04-10 |
20761. | Marcel (diammentrodon) | 65.89 | 98% | 2013-12-20 |
20762. | hyunki (kirene) | 65.89 | 95% | 2023-05-12 |
20763. | Lepry (leprykun) | 65.88 | 98% | 2021-09-25 |
20764. | nashpatty (nashpatty) | 65.88 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |