So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18201. | Mush (mushjonaz) | 70.19 | 94% | 2015-11-20 |
18202. | m3rky (m3rky100) | 70.19 | 97% | 2022-10-05 |
18203. | Facebook me @ (honnyhonny) | 70.19 | 98% | 2018-04-25 |
18204. | dreamisdream (strongwind88) | 70.19 | 96% | 2013-01-07 |
18205. | anatoly (popovanatoly) | 70.19 | 98% | 2019-12-13 |
18206. | civi (civi) | 70.19 | 95% | 2016-11-12 |
18207. | Tanver (tanver016) | 70.18 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
18208. | Spencer (badgermanv2) | 70.18 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
18209. | Oscar (nacl322) | 70.18 | 95% | 2017-11-26 |
18210. | Gabe (gabe90) | 70.18 | 93% | 2016-05-24 |
18211. | linh (walkman) | 70.18 | 92% | 2012-01-03 |
18212. | ken (tkn1) | 70.18 | 97% | 2014-08-08 |
18213. | Chitraketu (alpha1321) | 70.18 | 98% | 2018-05-21 |
18214. | Savana (ssantos) | 70.18 | 94% | 2015-04-30 |
18215. | OldMcFarlane (oldmcfarlane) | 70.18 | — | 2009-06-01 |
18216. | delilah18 (delilah18) | 70.18 | — | 2010-11-27 |
18217. | olololololol (pelel) | 70.17 | 95% | 2022-05-02 |
18218. | Hello (neitrui) | 70.17 | 95% | 2016-12-15 |
18219. | martin (martin642) | 70.17 | 98% | 2022-05-13 |
18220. | Jose (jmagcalas) | 70.17 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
18221. | Argus (argus6031) | 70.17 | 94% | 2019-12-23 |
18222. | Hessi (hessijames) | 70.17 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
18223. | rand (rand10) | 70.17 | 88% | 2014-05-24 |
18224. | Marcey (pearlymarcey) | 70.17 | — | 2010-12-20 |
18225. | Hargreaves (hargreaves) | 70.17 | 96% | 2018-09-10 |
18226. | Boo_layout_noob (boolayoutn... | 70.16 | 99% | 2022-11-15 |
18227. | Marios1Gr (marios1gr) | 70.16 | 94% | 2021-09-15 |
18228. | Steven (coletrain_) | 70.16 | 94% | 2021-02-09 |
18229. | anthony (freesubs) | 70.16 | 97% | 2015-09-18 |
18230. | Pbev (pbev) | 70.16 | 89% | 2017-02-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |