So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
9793. | NonQuit Topre (cantera) | 85.54 | 94% | 2016-08-29 |
9794. | Jay (thecolourblack) | 85.54 | 91% | 2016-01-20 |
9795. | Mr (mr_otaku) | 85.53 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
9796. | Fast&Furious7 (fastandfurio... | 85.53 | 99% | 2014-03-05 |
9797. | planetcall (planetcall) | 85.53 | — | 2009-05-11 |
9798. | Christy (cbartolain) | 85.53 | — | 2010-06-23 |
9799. | Brandon (laogic) | 85.52 | 95% | 2016-04-25 |
9800. | mars (marswork) | 85.52 | 97% | 2014-10-22 |
9801. | angrathar (angrathar) | 85.52 | 97% | 2017-01-07 |
9802. | Darwin (dwaxe) | 85.51 | 90% | 2012-03-07 |
9803. | Happy (ragtag) | 85.51 | 94% | 2013-04-28 |
9804. | Myke (apilak) | 85.51 | 97% | 2011-06-05 |
9805. | Link (palfuzonk) | 85.51 | 92% | 2014-12-22 |
9806. | No one (howardog0707) | 85.51 | 90% | 2011-12-30 |
9807. | David (doctor55) | 85.51 | 98% | 2014-05-26 |
9808. | Digvijay (digags) | 85.51 | — | 2010-09-27 |
9809. | e (revengepug) | 85.50 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
9810. | twitch.tv/empyr1cal (fritte... | 85.50 | 95% | 2021-11-24 |
9811. | Azure (azureflash) | 85.50 | — | 2010-04-25 |
9812. | AJ (ragingkeys) | 85.50 | 98% | 2015-08-18 |
9813. | gb (practicegb) | 85.50 | 97% | 2013-10-01 |
9814. | L (omar91089) | 85.50 | 95% | 2011-12-12 |
9815. | Razy (fb_razybobo_nureen) | 85.50 | 95% | 2011-11-03 |
9816. | ivan (ivantoodope) | 85.49 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
9817. | chinguun (chinguun_0301) | 85.49 | 99% | 2022-12-04 |
9818. | Aaron (kezmer) | 85.49 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
9819. | Giovanni (klangtheatron) | 85.49 | 98% | 2022-11-04 |
9820. | touchtypepracticer69 (touch... | 85.49 | 98% | 2022-10-30 |
9821. | Tim (timcoe1) | 85.49 | 98% | 2016-01-19 |
9822. | Jimmy (juij) | 85.49 | 93% | 2019-09-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |