So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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21440. | Maxwell (mc2006) | 64.71 | 96% | 2022-01-12 |
21441. | Irakli (fastandsurprised) | 64.71 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
21442. | Necro (necroeater) | 64.71 | 96% | 2012-07-10 |
21443. | krabbos (krabbos) | 64.71 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
21444. | Brandon (jitterflugerpug) | 64.71 | 92% | 2015-09-14 |
21445. | Ruben (ecerulm) | 64.71 | 96% | 2013-08-30 |
21446. | Marc (markymarco) | 64.70 | 94% | 2018-08-17 |
21447. | wango (wango) | 64.70 | 95% | 2020-02-09 |
21448. | Kevin (biggiesmallsx) | 64.70 | 97% | 2021-08-30 |
21449. | Dodo (sonic20) | 64.70 | 97% | 2022-04-17 |
21450. | Cinoss (cinoss) | 64.70 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
21451. | Vietnamese (buonca) | 64.70 | — | 2010-09-10 |
21452. | Salman (salmanzeb) | 64.70 | 95% | 2016-10-04 |
21453. | monk (harry_tuttle) | 64.70 | 95% | 2012-07-16 |
21454. | Umid (umid2000) | 64.69 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
21455. | Muhammad (ghaith_x) | 64.69 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
21456. | Thorn (briarrose42) | 64.68 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
21457. | Brihoness (brihoness) | 64.68 | 98% | 2018-10-21 |
21458. | ˜”*°•Ⱡ₳฿ⱧɄ... | 64.68 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
21459. | Lily (stilltran) | 64.68 | 98% | 2022-02-27 |
21460. | Peter (heoimap) | 64.68 | 96% | 2015-03-08 |
21461. | meh (qwertysux) | 64.68 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
21462. | AxelDT (axman292) | 64.67 | 96% | 2020-05-14 |
21463. | Your (nova_byrdy) | 64.67 | 96% | 2023-09-26 |
21464. | Gurta (gmaster31) | 64.67 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
21465. | dilectus (dilectus) | 64.67 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
21466. | Tim (ohzson) | 64.67 | 91% | 2016-04-06 |
21467. | Nikhil (nikhil.james26@yaho... | 64.67 | 95% | 2012-06-16 |
21468. | Ricky (scrunchbox) | 64.67 | 95% | 2011-12-18 |
21469. | phauie (phauie) | 64.67 | 96% | 2011-08-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |