So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
10858. | hwingu (hwingu) | 83.23 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
10859. | tanner (mrmr1101) | 83.23 | 93% | 2015-09-01 |
10860. | Nicklas (japhix) | 83.23 | 96% | 2016-12-13 |
10861. | Antonis (blinkos) | 83.23 | 93% | 2014-11-09 |
10862. | T (sds5432) | 83.23 | — | 2010-05-06 |
10863. | Just a potato (quocbinhgt3007) | 83.22 | 96.6% | 2023-10-24 |
10864. | Guest (train9013c) | 83.22 | 97% | 2023-05-13 |
10865. | Nom (nom_nom) | 83.22 | 94% | 2021-02-12 |
10866. | cL (cynibro) | 83.22 | 98% | 2021-01-10 |
10867. | OP (gottagofast) | 83.21 | 93% | 2012-05-01 |
10868. | . (apeninspaaace) | 83.21 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
10869. | Austin (thespasticsurgeon) | 83.21 | 96% | 2016-08-26 |
10870. | Jeremy (jpl62793) | 83.21 | — | 2010-04-12 |
10871. | Yoci (yociee) | 83.21 | 98% | 2018-12-21 |
10872. | Adam (toaadam) | 83.21 | 97% | 2016-11-09 |
10873. | AUDAHA (audaha) | 83.21 | 92% | 2012-03-11 |
10874. | Finn (finnreid19) | 83.20 | 97% | 2018-10-22 |
10875. | Daniel (kyoogoo) | 83.20 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
10876. | Kyle (zerpy) | 83.20 | 89% | 2015-08-12 |
10877. | Ari (aginghero) | 83.20 | 99% | 2013-10-20 |
10878. | Paolo (cheruphim) | 83.20 | 89% | 2011-12-23 |
10879. | Brandon (prowling) | 83.20 | — | 2010-08-04 |
10880. | Marek (ksydry_nt_pbt) | 83.20 | 95% | 2017-04-15 |
10881. | DAndH (dandh) | 83.19 | — | 2009-05-19 |
10882. | sergio (sergiomagnvs) | 83.19 | 95% | 2013-02-23 |
10883. | Guest (icqx) | 83.19 | 96% | 2013-10-02 |
10884. | Nature (nature) | 83.19 | — | 2011-01-22 |
10885. | coolapple (coolapple) | 83.18 | 95% | 2022-05-07 |
10886. | tstats[roselaflesh] (rosela... | 83.18 | 96% | 2014-02-12 |
10887. | Elisa (elisac00) | 83.18 | 98% | 2017-11-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |