So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10689. | ivanchrome (watonearth) | 83.62 | 91% | 2011-06-17 |
10690. | Social (social_blunder) | 83.62 | 91% | 2011-09-16 |
10691. | SabinShrestha (horrendousre... | 83.62 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
10692. | angie :) (angwie) | 83.61 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
10693. | Ethan (sweethan) | 83.61 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
10694. | Adam (shamrokh) | 83.61 | 95% | 2015-11-30 |
10695. | Jordan (sundayjim) | 83.61 | 96% | 2015-11-13 |
10696. | Ashley (cokemsheen) | 83.61 | — | 2008-09-08 |
10697. | Bob (bertramc) | 83.61 | 97% | 2011-07-10 |
10698. | ako (akoakowski) | 83.60 | 97% | 2015-01-17 |
10699. | Panos (panos7) | 83.60 | 99% | 2017-09-24 |
10700. | sophie (horses) | 83.59 | 96% | 2012-08-07 |
10701. | grapes! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:... | 83.59 | 95% | 2014-08-09 |
10702. | cruise control (terminator_... | 83.59 | 98% | 2019-08-01 |
10703. | Avuv (parper) | 83.59 | 96% | 2014-12-30 |
10704. | Huy (nlmhuy) | 83.59 | 96% | 2014-10-15 |
10705. | Ivan (blindingangel) | 83.58 | 91% | 2011-11-27 |
10706. | visnuk (visnuk) | 83.58 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
10707. | rainbow (rainbowrave) | 83.58 | 97% | 2022-09-24 |
10708. | hpq (hpqoeu) | 83.58 | 88% | 2013-01-03 |
10709. | Amy (squeaky96) | 83.58 | 94% | 2014-10-16 |
10710. | ಠ_ಠ (razvan69) | 83.58 | 98% | 2013-03-10 |
10711. | Rajesh (raj_rock) | 83.58 | 95% | 2012-06-25 |
10712. | Miki (prevailer) | 83.58 | — | 2009-09-16 |
10713. | Inc (goodmoneyinc) | 83.58 | 97% | 2013-11-04 |
10714. | Dylan (dylanv67) | 83.57 | 92% | 2014-04-22 |
10715. | Nick (remiyui) | 83.57 | 98% | 2019-04-04 |
10716. | On (tornadox) | 83.57 | 96.9% | 2021-02-08 |
10717. | m&m (egyz) | 83.56 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
10718. | Crayon (crayonsc) | 83.56 | 97% | 2022-07-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |