So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13016. | Bofa (pieluver123) | 79.25 | 92% | 2014-11-28 |
13017. | Harrison (hbguy1234) | 79.25 | — | 2010-04-01 |
13018. | Seton Catholic (setoncatholic) | 79.24 | 96% | 2019-11-20 |
13019. | lvs (psychosomatic) | 79.24 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
13020. | Mr. (ligress) | 79.24 | 94% | 2011-06-20 |
13021. | HimeragiYukina (himeragiyuk... | 79.24 | 97% | 2022-10-08 |
13022. | Desuc (angzhiwei) | 79.24 | 96% | 2021-06-05 |
13023. | Elizabeth (below) | 79.24 | — | 2008-11-24 |
13024. | Skryzskruzzle (jtanhw) | 79.23 | 92% | 2017-01-19 |
13025. | Hawk (hawkofdarkness) | 79.23 | 98% | 2023-09-05 |
13026. | WordNom (sleeperservice) | 79.23 | 96% | 2011-06-05 |
13027. | nguyen (nguyenmy) | 79.23 | 95% | 2014-03-25 |
13028. | HaRy (milfhary) | 79.23 | — | 2009-07-27 |
13029. | Flowa (flowa) | 79.22 | — | 2010-02-19 |
13030. | Jxxxsever (jxxxsever) | 79.22 | — | 2008-11-15 |
13031. | Reebane (reebane) | 79.22 | 98% | 2018-11-24 |
13032. | LLRnR (llrnr) | 79.21 | 94% | 2014-06-30 |
13033. | Anton (antoniostreet) | 79.21 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
13034. | Sophus (achilles_dk) | 79.21 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
13035. | Pranav (pranavr93) | 79.21 | 91% | 2015-06-12 |
13036. | Jinny (jinnyy) | 79.20 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
13037. | Ben (smokeymp4) | 79.20 | 96% | 2020-01-06 |
13038. | KWAK (kwakerz) | 79.20 | 97.5% | 2021-02-03 |
13039. | Zen (zainprox) | 79.20 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
13040. | Khaled (kerolyte) | 79.19 | 96% | 2018-09-30 |
13041. | Ocephalus Braggart Flapdood... | 79.19 | 96% | 2022-07-20 |
13042. | isuck (scasware) | 79.19 | — | 2008-11-13 |
13043. | David (daver555) | 79.19 | 98% | 2012-12-22 |
13044. | oscar (ansgar92314) | 79.18 | 97% | 2021-11-14 |
13045. | Macbeth! (macbeth__) | 79.18 | 95% | 2023-03-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |