So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
2355. | siesta (kanatachan) | 111.26 | 98% | 2022-06-28 |
2356. | Jaka (jakatea) | 111.25 | 92% | 2017-03-08 |
2357. | Simon (sl123) | 111.24 | 94% | 2011-05-10 |
2358. | Jimmy (yunsehong) | 111.24 | 95% | 2015-04-04 |
2359. | TUCK (tuckfrump666) | 111.24 | 94% | 2015-05-30 |
2360. | Nadia (nadia16) | 111.24 | — | 2010-11-02 |
2361. | Paul (evariste_galois) | 111.21 | 98% | 2022-05-27 |
2362. | Knortic (knortic) | 111.21 | 98% | 2018-01-30 |
2363. | Ton (2001or2) | 111.20 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
2364. | Jordan (ludovician) | 111.20 | 98% | 2012-08-28 |
2365. | Nick (waterproofcow) | 111.20 | 92% | 2016-10-19 |
2366. | Nick (therapeutic) | 111.20 | 99% | 2015-07-17 |
2367. | speedrunner (22_female) | 111.19 | 99% | 2015-05-20 |
2368. | Joseph (plex) | 111.19 | 95% | 2015-08-12 |
2369. | Eric (ek81) | 111.19 | 98% | 2013-10-18 |
2370. | belt (belt) | 111.19 | 92% | 2014-11-16 |
2371. | Steve (haxmatix) | 111.18 | 98% | 2016-04-07 |
2372. | tortoise (doggitydogs) | 111.18 | 98% | 2019-05-18 |
2373. | Paul (paul133) | 111.18 | — | 2010-08-22 |
2374. | Repeats.. Repeats everywher... | 111.17 | 91% | 2014-09-29 |
2375. | Andrew (mcentag) | 111.16 | 98% | 2020-10-20 |
2376. | Bao (rogeratbao) | 111.16 | 93% | 2014-11-18 |
2377. | Petrarch (petrarch) | 111.16 | — | 2010-08-18 |
2378. | Courtney (cbarbcat) | 111.15 | — | 2010-01-06 |
2379. | Warslaughter (warslaughter) | 111.14 | — | 2009-04-14 |
2380. | Ryan (rvisbeck) | 111.13 | — | 2010-02-06 |
2381. | Jonatan (gustesmil) | 111.12 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
2382. | Al (seraphytus) | 111.10 | — | 2010-02-01 |
2383. | bkk (yodamaster) | 111.10 | — | 2010-10-03 |
2384. | Stuart (crazystu) | 111.09 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |