So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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24232. | (bdivyamsh) | 60.27 | 90% | 2014-03-30 |
24233. | Fahad (fahad_rahman12) | 60.26 | 96.6% | 2021-02-04 |
24234. | verdantnoctum (verdantnoctum) | 60.26 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
24235. | guill_mach (guill_mach) | 60.26 | 98.2% | 2023-10-26 |
24236. | samy (samy_mohsen) | 60.26 | 93% | 2023-04-16 |
24237. | Abdelrahman (abdelrhaman_sh... | 60.26 | 95% | 2023-01-05 |
24238. | Bhariq (bhariq) | 60.26 | 94% | 2021-03-12 |
24239. | Dilbert (dilbertyard) | 60.26 | 92% | 2011-09-01 |
24240. | Anthony (seksii0320) | 60.26 | 93% | 2016-12-13 |
24241. | Mustafa (leo_messi_) | 60.25 | 95% | 2022-02-15 |
24242. | Kiran (kiranmaharaj1293) | 60.25 | 95% | 2023-05-04 |
24243. | Crissachu (crissachu) | 60.25 | 95% | 2022-08-07 |
24244. | kjres5 (kjres5) | 60.25 | 96% | 2017-11-02 |
24245. | Sigurdur (siggi84) | 60.25 | 93% | 2015-06-13 |
24246. | mithilesh (mithilesh) | 60.25 | 92% | 2014-03-27 |
24247. | David (dalouis) | 60.25 | — | 2010-12-12 |
24248. | Ireon (ireonl) | 60.24 | 97% | 2023-04-09 |
24249. | blaz (bjlaoo) | 60.24 | 96% | 2022-07-07 |
24250. | tstats[uwnicke] (uwnicke) | 60.24 | 95% | 2021-01-10 |
24251. | Kkbrito (kabrito) | 60.24 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
24252. | Franco (sonata) | 60.24 | — | 2009-01-18 |
24253. | RageRacer (zozzy) | 60.24 | 91% | 2014-08-19 |
24254. | Twin A (twina) | 60.24 | — | 2010-01-29 |
24255. | Raheel (pakistan) | 60.24 | 94% | 2016-05-18 |
24256. | Ryan (ray97) | 60.23 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
24257. | Martin (murten) | 60.23 | 99% | 2016-01-14 |
24258. | Mayanne (maryanne123) | 60.23 | 98% | 2013-04-10 |
24259. | lalit (tomfitens) | 60.22 | 98% | 2020-06-30 |
24260. | Jakub (jakubk0) | 60.22 | 96% | 2017-11-08 |
24261. | Debanshu (debanshu1983) | 60.22 | 95% | 2013-05-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |