So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10844. | Dancin (dancindazed) | 83.31 | 94% | 2012-09-05 |
10845. | christopher "crash" (christ... | 83.31 | 98% | 2012-06-10 |
10846. | Berenice (berenice_quiroz) | 83.31 | 93% | 2017-05-11 |
10847. | RainFury (reiner24) | 83.30 | 96% | 2022-11-09 |
10848. | Jonathan (blue_blobfish) | 83.30 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
10849. | Chopsticks (glasschopsticks) | 83.30 | 97% | 2023-11-02 |
10850. | Nizam (nizamm) | 83.30 | 95% | 2014-08-15 |
10851. | Marek (ksydry) | 83.30 | 97% | 2016-12-22 |
10852. | silver (silverrocker) | 83.30 | 92% | 2013-04-30 |
10853. | Blankout (blankout) | 83.30 | 98% | 2011-12-29 |
10854. | Braden (barbuthnot) | 83.29 | 97% | 2021-10-14 |
10855. | David (bomely) | 83.29 | 95% | 2020-05-18 |
10856. | Jasmeet (jasmeetsingh) | 83.29 | 95% | 2014-05-07 |
10857. | Pramod(PRH) (prht) | 83.28 | 97% | 2023-04-12 |
10858. | flair (ellemo) | 83.27 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
10859. | Alan (senseichen) | 83.26 | 96% | 2022-08-22 |
10860. | Ryan (nuigit) | 83.25 | 93% | 2016-06-22 |
10861. | Wilson (egg_0314) | 83.25 | 99% | 2023-09-05 |
10862. | s3yf (unclemeat) | 83.25 | 96% | 2022-07-26 |
10863. | NickBwalley (nickbiiy) | 83.25 | 96% | 2021-07-08 |
10864. | ฮัลโหลวเบ... | 83.25 | 96% | 2017-06-03 |
10865. | OxygenBeats (oxygenbeats) | 83.25 | 95% | 2015-02-21 |
10866. | Matt (matthew_boyd) | 83.25 | 94% | 2014-11-19 |
10867. | Dan (dabombdanh) | 83.24 | 98% | 2020-11-08 |
10868. | Geoff (goffrie) | 83.24 | 83% | 2016-02-02 |
10869. | Jacob (jmbreche) | 83.24 | 96% | 2021-11-28 |
10870. | 🎈k (konnomon) | 83.24 | 98% | 2021-07-13 |
10871. | Sharknado (nalex1122) | 83.24 | 95% | 2014-09-02 |
10872. | Joash Emmanuel (wawashie) | 83.24 | 97% | 2012-05-21 |
10873. | Noémi (dontknow) | 83.24 | — | 2009-11-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |